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Name: Anonymous 2011-12-21 10:00

Hello, I'm retarded and need your help.
I'm using php and mysql.
I'm trying to pull a certain range from the table. I'm aware that LIMIT can do this; however, I'm trying to pull from a specific row that has a specific ID/Name.
So lets say I'm trying to find a row with a field containing "Herp123" and 10 rows below it, how would I do this?

How do dis:
select * from table LIMIT (Herp123's row number),10

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-21 10:02

Hello, I'm retarded and need your help.
Ok! I'll do what I can!
I'm using php and mysql.
Oh, well then stop. Should clear you're problems right up!

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-21 10:04

>>2
I expected my first 4-5 responses would be insults.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-21 10:11

bamp

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-21 10:24

>>4
Please go back to the imageboards!

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-21 10:25

>>5
It would be easier to say "I don't know the answer to your question"

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-21 10:30

Okay, so like yesterday I was wearing my sister's blacking leggings underneath a pair of jean shorts. Anyways, some gay black guy comes up to me and said it turned him on. I felt totally violated.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-21 10:33

>>7
3 down! We're making progress!

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-21 10:40

>>8
No one wants to help a fucking retard. Now go fuck off. You're dumb and boring.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-21 10:44

>>9
Woot! Closer

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-21 10:44

How PHP is better than Lisp?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-21 10:47

>>11
PHP can be embedded into HTML. Linux+Apachee+MySQL+PHP gives the best web server out here, and it's easy to configure/maintain.

Name: matth@eecs.berkeley.edu !!8TAzbhVOfn9F0d0 2011-12-21 10:47

>>11
More than 10 people use PHP?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-21 10:53

so... nobody knows eh?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-21 10:54

>>14
Try stackoverflow and never come back here. You're welcome.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-21 10:55

>>15
and 5! Predicting another one just for the sake of rebellion.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-21 11:02

>>16
Go back to nambla.org

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-21 11:04

PHP!!??!?! FUCK OFF YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-21 11:04

>>17
lol, you couldn't resist another one. so predictable. so bland and boring.
You're a virgin too, amirite?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-21 11:35

>>19
No, I was raped. :(

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-21 11:37

http://www.stackoverflow.com

They love showing off how shitty they are with shit languages. Wallow in the filth, pig.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-21 12:06

>>17
``nambla'': too close to lambda or just close enough?

Discuss.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-22 21:36

select id as otherid, name from table where otherid >= startid
inner join
select id as startid from table where name = searchname
LIMIT 10

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-23 6:13

Kebab, people! come on! Kebab!

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