Let's do this.

Every post, every thread, compiled in each volume, grouped by textboard.

Volume 1: /anime/
Volume 2: /book/
Volume 3: /carcom/
Volume 4: /comp/
Volume 5: /food/
Volume 6: /games/
Volume 7: /img/
Volume 8: /lang/
Volume 9: /lounge/
Volume 10: /music/
Volume 11: /newnew/
Volume 12: /newpol/
Volume 13: /prog/
Volume 14: /sci/
Volume 15: /sjis/
Volume 16: /sports/
Volume 17: /tech/
Volume 18: /tele/
Volume 19: /vip/

It is now outdated.

It could be done. wget, some automated formating, and a lot of paper. The thing is it would go out of date with time. Maybe if Shii chan dies, we can have a tome for rememberance. But in such a situation, I'm sure us progilers could relocate or host a new home as an enterprise peer to peer network of clients!