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Node.js chan

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-19 13:02

Hi, I'm looking for people interested in creating a node.js chan from scratch using good scaling tools like memcached.

I've done one that runs on real-time(socket.io) but it sucked big time as it all ended in spagetti code and chans shouldn't run in realtime because it gets MESSY(usability problem) once you get enough traffic.

I want you, to make the ultimate imageboard. I don't even want to argue how better node.js is than PHP or anything else there, if you do node.js, you know it.

Now join me.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-19 13:05

If you're incapable of writing your own imageboard why do you think that you're capable enough to choose what language/libraries to use?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-19 13:22

I'm capable, it works. I just feel like rewriting it and flipping some bits in order to OTHER people use it.

I want to make it better than kusabax.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-19 13:24

Please fuck off to reddit or something.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-19 13:29

i want i want i want

NOONE CARES WHAT YOU WANT

Name: RAVI JODHANI 2011-12-19 13:37

I WANT TO GET SYMBOL(LOGO) OF GOOGLE SEARCH ENGINE,BUT CAN’T…..SO,PLZ GIVE ME TRICK TO DOWNLAD IT……

I M WAITING UR REPLY…….-RAVI JODHANI(AHMEDABAD)
GUJARAT
INDIA.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-19 13:39

ANAL MONGERING

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-19 14:31

I wonder what's worse, PHP or server side JavaScript.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-19 14:46

>>8
Neither. They get you tons of money!

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-19 14:47

>>9
Please, stop being jew.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-19 15:12

>>9
They're both shit, but they do rake in the money, unfortunately. That's how ARTISTS write so much tripe that is the web today

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-19 15:18

What exactly is wrong with server side javascript? It's a lot less autistic than PHP.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-19 15:41

>>12
PHP is not for the autistic. It's for people who can't fucking program. I've only every seen PHP turn out as trainwreck code, not to mention it looks like ass mixed in with HTML.
Again, ARTISTS

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-19 17:39

>>8
I wonder what's worse, PHP or server side JavaScript.
You don't have to choose:
http://jp.php.net/manual/en/class.v8js.php

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-19 20:55

>>1

chans shouldn't run in realtime because it gets MESSY(usability problem)

what the hell are you talking about

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-19 21:00

>>1
I want you, to make the ultimate imageboard.
As if the world hasn't enough of them. Make a better Shiitchan.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-19 21:43

>>14
my brain melted

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