Java sucks

Java is a high level language will a bullshit forcive class hierarchy philosophy, terrible abstraction, static typing and it harder to write in than C. It's a high level language with none of the benefits of a high level language. All of my why.

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The JVM sucks dick. The fact that you think its fine reflects that fact you have never actually written any kind of real Java code. Now shut up and go scrub another toilet you fucking mental midget.