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Lisp the Parrot vs Haskell the Dead Dog

Name: Referee: FV 2011-12-14 5:36

Paul Graham vs Xarn

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-14 5:41

BAMPU PANTSU!!

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-14 5:45

http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1231572989/1-3
/prog/ as the first web 2.0 tabloid!

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-14 7:10

ParrotVM does not run LITHP

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-14 12:45

Parrot is:
1. a research project
2. designed to run Perl
3. written in C/C++

Triple fail.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-14 16:10

>>5
C/C++
fuck off and die you piece of shit

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-14 17:04

>>6
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parrot_VM
Written in C/C++
Q.E.D.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-14 17:43

>>7
Moron.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-14 18:12

>>8
No.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-14 20:24

>>4
A dead dog can not run Haskell

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-14 20:47

>>7
What is? Parrot isn't. I've got the source right here, it's all C.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-14 21:32

a kennel takes a dead dog and returns a dead dog, since the kennel is referentially transparent, the same dead dog will be returned for the application of respectively the same entering dead dog. By applying gonads to the kennel we provide state to the kingdom of god, and then the angel Satan was cast from Haskell for giving dogs free will, and then dog died for [spoiler]/prog/[spoiler]'s sins.
- Evanprogion

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