/jp/ epic for the win xD

lol I can 1cc all the touhou games on lunatic come at me bro xD
who is you're waifu? mine is raymoo xD she's sooo kawaii @____@
let's play cosmic break together and pretend we're little girls xD
xDDDDDD
I am self-diagnosed with autism based on what the Wikipedia article said. I use this self-diagnosis as an excuse for not being a functioning member of society xDD NEET FTW lol ^_^
sage is polite xD I learned that just yesterday because I'm a /jp/sie and so I'm new to imageboard culture but I pretend to be an oldfag even though /jp/ is a relatively new board xD
I think I'm so much better than people with social lives and jobs because I'm a NEET who leeches off society xD take it easy XDDDDDD EPIC
I can only make a simple hello world program, but I consider myself to be an expert programmer xD
I hope to go to Japan one day, and I teach myself Japanese in my spare time :DDDD
I think I'm quite the expert on Japanese culture, because I play pirated Japanese sex games xD it's such a good indication of what Japan is actually like lol rofl
I think if I go to Japan, the locals will be impressed with my knowledge of Japanese games and cartoons, so I'll be accepted into their society XD
I don't have any friends in real life, but that's okay, because at /jp/ we're all little sisters xDDDD let's pretend that we have a mansion that we all live in and we're all pure girls xDDDD
But in all seriousness, if you're here from /jp/, fuck off and never come back.

which 2hu would fuk

>>2
all the 2hu's xD

xD

It's still shit posting, even if you're being ironic.

Wow, I'm so thrilled to see the name of the game that I run mentioned on /prog/.

>>1

Stop being so tsundere and suck our dicks, no seriously, do it because we know you want, otherwise you would ignore us but all your fucking board talk about /jp/ or things related to it and so we do about you from time to time.

Btw, I think java is the best language ever because it runs in anything and due to that I could rewrite the soft of my microwave-oven to don't make that disgusting tingling noise when it's done.

:o C==8
:O=8
:3

*Regards, /jp/

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Do you belong to the GNAA?
Usurp your autism!
Bring me your farts!
See the first letter of each sentence!

>>11
My anus was not prepared!

i love touhou

suck my cock or die dude

>>13
I love all the touhous

I am a touhou

The pleasure of playing Touhou inside!

>>16
i love you

touhou~

raymoo
okay i laughed OP, well done

>>22
nice dubs bro

Wow, that's almost like real /jp/.

I think I'm quite the expert on Japanese culture, because I play pirated Japanese sex games xD it's such a good indication of what Japan is actually like lol rofl

But it is a good indication of what Japan is actually like lol rofl.

>>23
/gerald/jay pussman/ considered harmful

I pretend to be an oldfag even though /jp/ is a relatively new board
Don't you retard gayhomonerd understand the meaning of "coming from other boards"?

I just go there for Investment Banker. Can I stay?

>>26
No. 3D is PD, even if it is children.