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Hey /prog/ I finally got a programming job!

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-08 18:55

Now I hate programming!

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-08 18:57

only even prime
check it

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-08 18:57

>>1
Why? Inside what do you work?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-08 19:11

unary dubs

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-08 19:13

JACKSON 5 GET
>>7
sweet binary trips bro

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-08 19:14

>>3
Before I used to look at PHP code for just a couple hours a day, now I get to stare at it all day long!

Also, QA Engineer.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-08 19:16

>>6
PHP
QA

come back when you get a real job

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-08 19:21

>>7
LOL!

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-08 19:35

>>7
enjoy beeing a NEET, fartist

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-08 19:54

Welcome to the Real World!

You're born, you work, you die.

Deal with it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-08 20:04

You're born, you fap, you check 'em.

Dubs with it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-08 20:08

>>11
your check is in the mail

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-08 20:09

>>3
Inside what do you work?

Back to /g/, please!

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-08 20:25

seeing as how you're a php guru now, how does session shit work, new to this, but i put the session_start() at the top of each page, yet not all the shit i store in my session['%'] shows up

like i have a for loop storing session[i] = array(), yet only the first index gets stored

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-08 22:01

what the fuck is this job shit doing near my /prog/?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-08 23:57

That's expected. Instead of writing whatever you feel like, you're being forced to write within some arbitrary rules and read other's code for 8 hours every day.

The deluge of ENTERPRISE QUALITY you get subjected to makes it even worse.

Name: F r o z e n V o i d !!mJCwdV5J0Xy2A21 2011-12-09 5:27

>Instead of writing whatever you feel like, you're being forced to write within some arbitrary rules and read other's code for 8 hours every day.
How is that different from writing a page of Haskell?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-09 5:31

>>17
lol

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-09 7:33

should've gotten a job writing LISP

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-09 7:43

>>19
>job
LISP
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