/prog/ - If languages were pets

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 8:37

C would be a pet landshark

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 8:42

>>1
Then, C++ will be the domesticated,declawed version with tendency to get fat.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 8:54

No, C would be a parrot, and C++ would be a raven.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 9:17

>>2
Then, C++ will be the domesticated,declawed version with tendency to get fat.
HA HA HA, declawed, OMG, you have never used neither C nor C++ I'm fully willing to bet! You retard!

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 9:18

>>3 That's quite appropriate, given ravens' propensity for brains.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 9:35

>>5
Except African GCC parrots which outperform ravens on all benchmarks.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 9:47

http://yosefk.com/c++fqa/linking.html#link-3

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 10:43

In French, the acronym for OOP is more representative: "POO".

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 10:45

Lisp would be a platypus

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 11:53

Lisp is shit.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 12:00

python would be a female rabbit

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 13:09

Which language would be a loyal loli sex slave?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 13:44

>>12
PicoLisp, because it's very chibi yet has plenty of useful features.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 18:26

What Scheme compiler are all the cool kids using nowadays?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 20:11

>>14
V8

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 20:22

>>14
GIMP script-fu.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 20:32

Ruby would be a tortoise

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 21:16

Common Lisp would be a suave space toad.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 22:18

>>17
Ruby would be a QB, he's so kawaii ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-02 23:39

PHP would be a ditto

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-03 1:17

Ruby would be a steaming pile of shit.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-03 1:57

doubles

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-03 5:04

Haskell would be a lamb.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-03 5:07

php would be a dog: stupid and filthy but loyal

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-03 5:24

Java/C# would be a really fat cat

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-03 5:37

>>25
Implying Java==C#

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-03 5:40

C# is actually usable without writing yourself into a OOP hell

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-03 5:46

>>26
stripped ginger cat/fat basement cat
somuchbetter.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-03 8:33

>>24
you forgot eating its own shit

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-03 13:40

>>27
nah

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-03 21:59

>>29
VIP Quality

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-03 23:20

C would be a cougar in wild.
C++ would be a confused and frustrated cougar that has been domesticated and trapped inside of a small apartment for 6 years, can no longer have coherent thoughts, and will kill the next person that enters the apartment.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-03 23:28

>>32
Do you know what pets are?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-03 23:38

python would be slug

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-03 23:38

lisp would be a space toad

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-04 2:04

>>33
Half of tigers in the world are kept as pets.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-04 2:13

>>36
thats so sad

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-04 2:20

>Some animal experts estimate at least 3,000 tigers in the Lone Star State. That means more captive tigers live in Texas than prowl in the wild in India.
http://factzoo.posterous.com/more-tigers-in-texas-than-india

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-04 2:24

>>38

I hope they all escape and establish a strong wild population in the US. Then we could have bears in the north and tigers in the south.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-04 6:05

>>39
that sounds so awesome

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