[b][u][i]GNU QUALITY[/i][/u][/b]

So my C code segfaults. Nothing new or interesting about that, let's just sprinkle the code with printfs and fire up gdb.
Oh wait, it segfaults WITHIN FUCKING malloc.
I call
malloc(24)
and the bitch just segfaults. What the fuck. (Yes, it's glibc)

GNU QUALITY

malloc considered harmful.
Use C++ instead.