rms on /g/

rms is on /g/:
http://boards.4chan.org/g/res/20990528
http://archive.installgentoo.net/g/thread/20990528 if you're from the future.

You jelly, /prog/? What did you guys get? A bitter rejection from GJS because your fan club was unscientific and ultimately destructive?

RMS would be really too easy to kidnap. If a rogue state needed an hostage, they could always invite him to a conference. As he's a total tree-hugger he would happily and unsuspectingly travel to preach Free Software and shit in the most dangerous and retarded taliban sandnigger country. Being so popular among cretin teenagers would make him the ideal human shield. Why they never thought of it?