/prog/ - 3 BILLION DEVICES RUN JAVA

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-04 11:01

How many run LISP?

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-04 11:05

This many: (call/cc call/cc)

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-04 11:12

>>1
When the much anticipated dedicated emacs tablets will be unveiled this month the suave toad won't invite you to his worldwide developer conference.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-04 11:30

>>2
U MENA (polecat/kebabs polecat/kebabs)

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-04 11:32

>>1-4
Lisp is shit.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-04 11:35

>>1
actually devices run machine code.
check your head kid, before you wreck yodelf

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-04 14:24

>>1
the beloved LISP MACHIEN.

Name: Mentifex 2011-11-04 15:09

http://mind.sourceforge.net/java.html

(Java) still needs to see an implementation of

http://www.scn.org/~mentifex/AiMind.html

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-04 15:57

ah, foolish java programmer thinks LISP is to be used for such lowly things as applications...

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-04 16:04

All devices which run Java also run C. You mad?

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-04 18:47

czech mai dubbels

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-04 18:59

your argument is invalid. every sufficiently large project has a lisp interpreter in itself.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-04 19:00

>>12
your argument is invalid. every sufficient lisp programmer has a small dick.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-04 19:27

http://www.paulgraham.com/iflisp.html

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-04 20:13

Actually only one device runs Java: The JVM.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-04 21:39

Every single PS1 and PS2 runs Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-04 22:48

>>16
Sony is shit.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-04 23:16

>>13
The joke will be on you when hordes of Chinese Lisp programmers conquer the world.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-05 0:14

3 BILLION SHITTY DEVICES RUN JAVA

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-05 0:23

Billions of flies eat crap.

How many eat LISP?

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-05 0:30

>>18
Programming man-months cant be easily distributed onto hordes of programmers. That is why one good Lisper can easily beat a 100-man Java team.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-05 0:57

>>1 Just install the latest update?

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-05 10:06

>>22
winrar

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-05 12:12

replace java with python and you'll be correct

3 BILLION DEVICES RUN JAVA

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