Love Shack OS and Worm++

So this crazy guy made his own moonshine OS and programming language, and it is full of crazy. Poor guy actually has some talent, but he's possibly schitzophrenic, possibly autistic, and definitely full of drugs.
http://www.members.tripod.com/cpu_bios/
http://gorf32.webs.com/
/g/ and /x/ have already seen this, and both agreed that what is this I don't even, and wat, and even my head is full of fuck.
The OS is designed to rewrite your DNA and turn you into an immortal space god and cure cancer. And really, who wants to be a space god with cancer?
Note: you probably don't want to smoke what he's smoking, but if you follow his recipe for magic banana bong dust, please note that "Mace" means the covering of the nutmeg plant and not what the nice police man gave you a face full of at the Occupy Wall Street thing.

>>40
Is it possible? Have you come to /prog/, Shawn?

``i developed a language called W++ and an OS called Love Shack and soldered a super BioFeedBack circuit board, now i realize doctors, lawyers, farmers, butchers, teachers, and cops are all stupid, and produce criminals to fund society and keep them busy, and that being a genius in the area mind(logic(x)) and cures makes me horrified to see outdated surgery, i am trying very very hard to help everyone learn the latest technology, i call it science! there are dead people and ghosts, and the living going to join them, not many sacred holy good deed hero's anymore :(''

^o^

Remember, /prog/, don't do drugs.

>>42 Did... Did this guy write that? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?!?

EVERYTHING IS CONSPIRACY.?

Using [oBo] to find how old you will live to be:

Enter the Health of SSa SSb and SSc on a 1 to 3 scale, choose
1 for bad, 2 for normal, and 3 for great. Then add them all and
divide by 3 to attain the average Health. Then divide your Health
by .03 to find the Age you will be when you will die.

1=Bad, 2=Normal, 3=Great, 4=Super
Step1: (SSa+SSb+SSc)/3=Health
Step2: Health/.03=Age
Note: Age equals how old you will be when you die.

The 3 elements of reality are SSa, SSb, and SSc
SSa = MENTAL, MIND, DREAMS, SPIRIT, SOUL, PRICK
SSb = PHYSICAL, BRAIN, ORGANS, HANDS, SKIN, FEET
SSc = ECOLOGY, WEATHER, FOREST, SUN, PEOPLE

===[A055]==========================================
SYMM: symmetry(x)
The symmetry(x) function represents the following calculations:
(B-A)+B+G=C
B-(C-B-G)=A
C-(B-A+B)=G

Examples using the (B-A)+B+G=C format:
(step2-step1)+step2+gain=step3
(finish-start)+finish+boost=outcome
(jump-favorite)+jump+enhance=answer
(finalize-birth)+finalize+leap=astro
1,3,6 = (3-1)+3+1=6
2,4,8 = (4-2)+4+2=8
0,10,100 = (10-0)+10+80=100

Blew my mind. Is this the actual /prog/?

>>6
Fuck you, dipshit.

>>48
Go back to sucking dicks.

>>49
Fuck you, dipshit.

>>50Y
You already said that.

But keep bumping its a good thread.

>>51
Fuck you, dipshit.

>>48-52
Do you know there are lots of TOILETS TO SCRUB?

>>53
Fuck you, dipshit.

>>54
hFwszScrubA(hTOILET, (DWORD) 42, NULL, NULL, NULL, (void*)0xB16B00B5);

>>55
case WM_PAINT:
  ur a fagit

bamping

>>56
#pragma omp parallel shared(N_DIKS)
faggot++;