Programming Autism

How would you talk about programming or describe it in such a way that it actually sounded "cool" and exciting /prog/ (assuming of course, that you want to.)

Can it be done? Why or why not? Given reasons for your answers. The Sussman is grading your anii.

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And my imaginary hypercomputational oracle can tell if any program will halt. You can guess what ontological status I assign both of them (actually one has a slightly higher chance of existing).