10 computer scientists are stuck on an island

The next day, a tidal wave will hit the island and kill anyone who's still there.  Unfortunately, your helicopter can only hold 5 of them in addition to yourself.  So, /prog/, which of the 10 do you save?

1. The Sussman
2. The Abelson
3. Bjarne Shitsoup
4. Zombie Edsger Dickstrap
5. Guido van Forced Indentation of Code
6. The other Sussman (the one with the vagina)
7. A Haskell Nomad Tribal Leader
8. An Enterprise Java Programmer
9. A Knight of the Lambda Calculus
10. A ((Scheme)r) that's achieved Satori

Xarn.

On the topic of /prog/scrape why doesn't it keep its data in XML?  I'd much rather have easy regex search of a board and use of XPath over SQL.