Forced obfuscation of local function calls

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>>13 kill yourself faggot
>>14 back to Iran, ameritard
>>15 "end" takes three keystrokes to type; a brace takes two keystrokes to type; a square bracket only one
>>16 lead by example you cocksucking faggot