/prog/ - LISP — World4ch

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 3:38

... And why you aren't using it.

Explain yourselves.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 14:14

... And why you aren't using it.

1. It's fucking Gay
2. I have no use for gay ass lambda calculus
3. see #1
4. I have no use for monads
5. See #1
6. I don't find the fun in FUNctional programming
7. See #1
8. Did I say it's FUCKING QUEER LIKE A THREE DOLLAR BILL ALREADY!!!

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 14:17

Because knowing lisp doesn't land you an actual programming job.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 14:18

I am using it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 14:21

>>14
And I bet you work some shit hourly job at a hick firm. Nice job jew. You're below average. Now go run off and kill yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 14:22

>>11
3.change evalutation order to prefix notation
I don't think you know what ,,evaluation order'' means.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 14:31

>>12

lisp really isn't very functional. There are lexical closures, but everything is mutable and tail call optimization isn't guaranteed.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 14:33

>>17
Oh shut the fuck up you minimum wage bitch.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 14:36

>>15
Actually I'm a salaried employee at a famous internets company. Fuck your theory. I make more than your mom's and sister's whoring brings in, combined.

Name: kodak_gallery_programmer !!VIk1pgCZf9P/QBQ 2011-10-23 14:39

>>19
Nambla.org?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 14:44

>>22
No I'm not. Besides, unlike you, I've actually implemented a working GC algorithm. Now go run off and study SICP. Maybe if you try hard enough, you can actually write some code one day.

Name: VIPPER 2011-10-23 14:50

>>19
internets company
No, go and suck another dick.

Name: HAXUS THE SYSADMIN 2011-10-23 15:00

>>24
I think it's time for you to die in fire, young mister shit for fucking brains.
Please proceed forthwith and with all due haste. Have someone post pics too.
ktnxbai.

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20 Name: kodak_gallery_programmer !!VIk1pgCZf9P/QBQ 2011-10-23 14:39

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24 Name: VIPPER 2011-10-23 14:50

25 Name: HAXUS THE SYSADMIN 2011-10-23 15:00