Programming languages

Is there any language /prog/ doesn't hate?
As soon as someone says one language everyone else says its shit and a big war begins.

I have seen hate on every language.
>C
>C#
>C++
>Java
>Python
>ASM
>Lua
>Lisp
>Ruby
>Perl
>HTML
>Visual Basic
>Haskell
>etc... it goes on and on.

I personally like java, c++ and asm. But thats just going to bring a ton of people hatin on all of those.

Here is a big ass list of languages: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_programming_languages

Surely there is something that everyone can agree on?
What in /prog/ opinion is an all around great language. Something that you all can collectively agree on(if thats possible).

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I see nothing on that page stating works created with anic have to fall under the gplv3, but I'm certain FOSS can't limit what the user is allowed to create with it. I think that poster is 'implying' that anything under the gplv3 is created by stallman.