Programming languages

Is there any language /prog/ doesn't hate?
As soon as someone says one language everyone else says its shit and a big war begins.

I have seen hate on every language.
>C
>C#
>C++
>Java
>Python
>ASM
>Lua
>Lisp
>Ruby
>Perl
>HTML
>Visual Basic
>Haskell
>etc... it goes on and on.

I personally like java, c++ and asm. But thats just going to bring a ton of people hatin on all of those.

Here is a big ass list of languages: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_programming_languages

Surely there is something that everyone can agree on?
What in /prog/ opinion is an all around great language. Something that you all can collectively agree on(if thats possible).

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>>14

[OP here]
This is exactly what I'm talking about. Someone says one language and every shits all over it. There seems to be no language that's good.

>>EVERYONE
If you think a language is shit, don't use it. Or better yet, write your own and see if you can do better.
I know you cant please eveyone but really. Fuck.