/prog/ - Programming

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-11 12:23

How do programmers deal with the crippling loneliness that they suffer?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-11 12:38

1 - embrace being forever alone
2 - come to terms with the mental debilitation that is your autism
3 - ????
4 - prophet

Name: VIPPER 2011-10-11 13:06

Embrace the VIP QUALITY, become VIPPER and never be alone again.

Name: Anon 2011-10-11 13:06

What programmers are alone?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-11 13:34

Touhou

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-11 13:36

CP

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-11 14:12

By being an EXPERT PROGRAMMER

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-11 15:29

>>6
Concurrent programming is shit.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-11 15:43

transformice ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-11 16:44

other languages are used to build structures so that a machine may occur. in lisp, you define a set of chemical processes that might give birth to a new form of life.

it is the difference between being human, and becoming something somewhat like a god

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-11 17:19

Pair programming means that I'm not alone when I work.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-11 18:13

>>11
Dubs programming

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-11 18:45

;_;

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-11 19:05

What loneliness? I can make my computer say my name and say hello to me and the world.

Can YOU?

Yeah that's what I thought bitch

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-11 20:36

I have a Sansa Clip+ portable media player. It greets me every time I turn it on and says goodbye whenever I turn it off.

It's my only friend ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-11 21:43

>>15
It greets me every time I turn it on and says goodbye whenever I turn it off.
Is this a feature of Rockbox? How do I make it do this?

On an entirely unrelated note, does anybody know where I could get a quality recording of a young girl saying, ``ohayoo, oniichan!''?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-11 23:20

>>16
No it's part of the Sansa firmware. Very slick UI, but playback on Clip+ is not always accurate.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-12 8:04

>>1
We write more code. Nothing beats the feeling you get when you finish a project, get your paycheck and spend it on prostitutes.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-12 9:08

>>18
Didn't you mean:
get your paycheck and spend it on coke and hookers.
I mean there are rules about these things and all; traditions to be respected; titty bumps to be done; etc

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-12 9:45

>>1
Your language suck and you suck. Get out and die.

tl;dr Your language suck and you suck. Get out and die.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-12 11:57

Today I burst in uncontrollable laughter after reading a post that mentioned /jp/ on some hip 2.0 blog. I couldn't stop laughing and I didn't know why. I felt very happy.
Then I stopped laughing and I came here to post this. I have never felt so much like a programmer in my life. Programming. Satori. Loneliness. Tanasinn. It all makes sense to me now.
I hope this feeling of euphoria never goes away.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-12 12:01

>>21
YOU HAVE BEEN ENLIGHTENED

Programming

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