The glorious tale of the kebabs

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fj%C3%B6lnir_%28programming_language%29

;; Hello world in Fjölnir

"hello" < main
{
   main ->
   stef(;)
   stofn
       skrifastreng(;"Hello, world!"),
   stofnlok
}
*
"GRUNNUR"
;

Nothing says RAAAH HARDCORE quite like "GRUNNUR"
;

Bring back Mima!

http://davidwise.co.uk/mp3/wizardsandwarriors05.mp3

Is this some shitty trolling attempt?

sometimes i lay in bed and pretend i'm a carrot

>>3
* "GRUNNUR" ; exists since the late 1980s. Take a wild guess whether this is trolling or not

PROTIP: Fjölnir is not english, but icelandian, and GRUNNUR thus translates roughly to "base", as in, "execute the main function of this program". Retarded Americunts gonna americunt

>>3
You have your copy of progscrape running? Try searching for GRUNNUR.

>>5,6
You guys are fucking idiots. I'm wondering if it's trolling since we have been over this numerous times in the past and had our fun with it and now it's just old. This is just killing any humour left in it.

>>7
This is just killing any humour left in it

That's exactly the reason why I create these threads.

Deal with it.

>>8
You are a horrible person.

>>8
I already dealt with it by calling you out as the fucking idiot you are. Unless you weren't one of the posters I quoted. In that case: You're a fucking idiot.

>>10
[aa]Aww, I do my best[/m] kawaii ugu~

But seriously, /polecat-kebabs/ is already full of unfunny nerd jokes, so this is hardly a real loss

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