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Name: Anonymous 2011-10-09 17:47


The Zen of Python, by Tim Peters

Beautiful is better than ugly.
Explicit is better than implicit.
Simple is better than complex.
Complex is better than complicated.
Flat is better than nested.
Sparse is better than dense.
Readability counts.
Special cases aren't special enough to break the rules.
Although practicality beats purity.
Errors should never pass silently.
Unless explicitly silenced.
In the face of ambiguity, refuse the temptation to guess.
There should be one-- and preferably only one --obvious way to do it.
Although that way may not be obvious at first unless you're Dutch.
Now is better than never.
Although never is often better than *right* now.
If the implementation is hard to explain, it's a bad idea.
If the implementation is easy to explain, it may be a good idea.
Namespaces are one honking great idea -- let's do more of those!

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-11 4:31

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' CONFIDENTAL ANONONOPTIMIZER CORE INIT SOURCE
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' IF YOU CAN READ THIS THEN YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CONSIDER NOT TELLING ANYONE ABOUT THIS FILE
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' PLEASE IGNORE THE FOLLOWING LINES THANK YOU
'
100  PRINT "WARNING: ABOUT TO DO MEANINGFUL WORK!"
200  PRINT "*** DO NOT SHUT DOWN YOUR COMPUTER ***"
300  SLEEP 5
400  PRINT "STEP 1 OF 10 FINISHED"
500  SLEEP 50
600  PRINT "STEP 2 OF 3 FINISHED. PLEASE BE PATIENT"
700  SLEEP 280
800  PRINT "STEP 3 OF 3 FINISHED"
900  PRINT "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR WINDOWS COMPUTER IS NOW OPTIMIZEREREREREDED": PRINT ""
1000 PRINT "THANK YOU FOR BUYING ANONONOPTIMIZER"
1100 PRINT "THAT ONE OPTIMIZER THAT IS TOTALLY OPTIMIZING AND STUFF": PRINT "USER FEEDBACK: ": PRINT ""
1200 PRINT "'ANONONOPTIMIZER GAVE MY LIFE A NEW MEANING' - STEVE JOBS"
1300 PRINT "'ANONONOPTIMIZER IS TOTALLY COOL' - PRESIDENT OF THE USA"
1400 PRINT "'I JUST BOUGHT 80 COPIES OF ANONOPTIMIZER' - RICHARD STALLMAN"
1500 PRINT "'WE HAVE REPLACED WINDOWS XP WITH ANONONOPTIMIZER INSTEAD, BECAUSE ANONONOPTIMIZER IS TOTALLY RAD' - BILL GATES"

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