Programmes

If you guys are such programmers, what programmes have you created?

anonIRCd

>>1
abstract bullshite that you will never comprehend

what programmes have you created?
I decompiled a video game. It implements half of a list interpreter.


          OpType2 = OpType;
          AI = getAI();
          New = gplHeap_normalizedNew(AI->Heap, OpType2);
          New2 = New;
          if ( New )
          {
            switch ( New->Type )
            {
              case GPL_INTEGER:
                v22 = New->VTBL->refInt(New);
                v23 = gtsFrame_getCell(StoredFrame, CellSel);
                *v22 = gtsOperand_getInt(v23);
                break;
              case GPL_FLOAT:
                v24 = New->VTBL->refFloat(New);
                v25 = gtsFrame_getCell(StoredFrame, CellSel);
                gtsOperand_getFloat((int *)&Tmp, v25);
                *v24 = (signed int)Tmp.Ptr;
                break;
              case GPL_STRING:
                v26 = New->VTBL->refString(New);
                v27 = &Tmp;
                v28 = gtsFrame_getCell(StoredFrame, CellSel);
                gtsOperand_getString(&Tmp, v28);
                strOverwrite(v26, &Tmp);
                goto delStr;
              case GPL_BOOLEAN:
                v29 = New->VTBL->refBool(New);
                v30 = gtsFrame_getCell(StoredFrame, CellSel);
                *v29 = gtsOperand_getInt(v30) != 0;
                break;
              case GPL_FUNCTION:
                v27 = &Tmp;
                v31 = gtsFrame_getCell(StoredFrame, CellSel);
                gtsOperand_getString(&Tmp, v31);
                v32 = New2->VTBL->refGplFunction(New2);
                gpl_addFunction(v32, &Tmp);
delStr:
                strDel(v27, 2);
                break;
              default:
                break;
            }
          }
          gtmFrame_setCell(ThisFrame, CellSel, New2);

>>4
lisp interpreter
self fix

I'm a master of BBCode and Hello World programs.

I have done a couple of semi-serious projects in Python.

I have done a couple of semi-serious projects in Ruby.

I have done a couple of semi-serious projects in Visual Basic.

I have done a couple of useless projects in Lisp.

I wrote a lisp interpreter that still has some problems cleaning up garbage that's not actually garbage.

>>11
But Lisp is garbage.

I taste my feces.

I very rarely program.
I've written...hrm, let's see...a DoS tool in perl, a roulette program in javascript, a fake antivirus in DOS that wipes your hard drive, and some accounting program in c++
Oh, and some other shit in perl. A magic 8-ball and other pointless crap like that.

I remember once coding something in Visual Basic 6 where it was just an exe that showed pictures of kittens. In the background, it net stopped a load of services and processes related to antivirus, and had netcat in the same directory only with a .dll extension instead of .exe. The kitten pictures program would rename it to .exe and open a shell with it. And people on kazaa actually used to download and run it. About as subtle as a brick through a window.

I can feel the hate of all the o]EXPERT PRoGRAMMERS[/o] after reading this post.

# lisp garbage collection daemon
# run as ./gc [name of lisp program]
while true; do
  killall $1
  sleep 1
done

>>15
I know you're trolling, but you know that on Lisp Machines, the GC was quite slow (unlike modern Lisp GC which are quite fast, no matter what you think of them(without having used them obviously)), so people used to turn it off and just reboot the machine every day or so.

>>16
I wouldn't call it "trolling", I was just making a joke in response to >>12. I use Lisp and I'm not the anti-GC troll.

>>16
people used to turn it off and just reboot the machine every day or so.
Nothing new. All C/C++ programs use the same garbage collection algorithm even today: everyone had to reboot hs Linux every few days or so.

I wro^te _{a ^{master bbcoder}}

>>19
It doesn't show.

OH SNAP!

I write ~50kb of code daily. I don't write programs to maintain/sell/distribute: most programmes you'll see is source code from my projects, which i don't distribute to anyone. I program for the sake of art.
If i want to explore an algorithm, i program it, test it and move on to more interesting programs, even if the program is incomplete.

I've worked as a software developer for 7 years, so many various things.

I made bat files that shutdown peoples computers.

>>18

_{I just have nothing to say.}

>>4
REing video games is fun. But trying to RE a MMO is fucking hell...

>>25
They will ban you as soon as they find something funny in logs.

I copy/pasted code from the interwebs to copy stuff to the clipboard using Win32API. There wasn't a single NULL argument to any function I used. You lied to me, /prog/!