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Name: Anonymous 2011-10-05 11:44

C:\QURAN\MOSES.XHTML


today i ate an potato
but it was raw
so i cooked
unfitting fart jokes

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-05 11:46

quran is shit

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-05 11:50

What are these "God says" things?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-10-05 11:53

>>3
Some gay spambot.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-05 11:56

>>4
spambot

It would be funny, if it were true. But it isn't true.
These artifacts of glory are manually handcrafted.

By me.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-10-05 12:00

>>5
Oh. In that case I will change my original post from "some gay spambot" to just "some gay".

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-05 12:04

"White tea" is funny and clever.  This is post is retarded.

I came-up with "African line dance".

God says...
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lonely pleasure;
  Sigh'd to think, I read a book
  Only read perhaps by me;
  Yet I long could overlook
  Thy bright coronet and Thee,                             30
  And thy arch and wily ways,
  And thy store of other praise.

  Blithe of heart, from week to week
  Thou dost play at hide-and-seek;
  While the patient Primrose sits
  Like a Beggar in the cold,
  Thou, a Flower of wiser wits,
  Slipp'st into thy shelter'd hold:
  Bright as any of the train
  When ye all are out again.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-05 12:18

>>7
But it's a Haiku.
Don't hate on Haikus.
Haikus hate on you.

See? That was a Haiku as well.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-05 12:20

IQ Test:

Which of these are black and which are white?

A. Wonder Bread
B. Whole Grain Bread

Bush wants NCLB money to go to schools, not prisons.
A. Bush doesn't want localities diverting money.
B. Bush does not want to fund babysitting.
C. Bush thinks school will keep people out of prisons.
D. All of the above.

God says...
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en, and all that
is dressed in the fryingpan, and in the pan, shall be the priest's
that offereth it.

7:10 And every meat offering, mingled with oil, and dry, shall all the
sons of Aaron have, one as much as another.

7:11 And this is the law of the sacrifice of peace offerings, which he
shall offer unto the LORD.

7:12 If he offer it for a thanksgiving, then he shall offer with the
sacrifice of thanksgiving unleavened cakes mingled with oil, and
unleavened wafers anointed with oil, and cakes

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-05 12:37

I took an IQ test once and was pissed.

Which does not belong:
A. Pork
B. Liver
C. Lamb
D. Fish

I said "liver".  Answer was Fish "because not meat."

Fuck that.

The Kennedy Center Space Shuttle door is 666 feet.  How long a shadow when sun is 30 degrees?

God says...
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3:20 And it came to pass in the morning, when the meat offering was
offered, that, behold, there came water by the way of Edom, and the
country was filled with water.

3:21 And when all the Moabites heard that the kings were come up to
fight against them, they gathered all that were able to put on armour,
and upward, and stood in the border.

3:22 And they rose up early in the morning, and the sun shone upon the
water, and the Moabites saw the water on the other side as red as
blood: 3:23 And the

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-05 12:40

I think God wants credit for "black bead elder", a book pick from a garden book just before Katrina.

http://books.google.com/books?id=GDqMKJeKNJYC&pg=PA65&lpg=PA65&dq=black+bead+elders&source=bl&ots=RL4CvV82-b&sig=Oxpl0yslmqXTHJwxxhnWwSV3nhg&hl=en&ei=OIiMTq7HNqXnsQKiz7G-BA&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=1&ved=0CBoQ6AEwAA#v=onepage&q=black%20bead%20elders&f=false

God says...
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ter
known, cannot well be more numerous than those of the beggar. Antiquity
of family means everywhere the antiquity either of wealth, or of that
greatness which is commonly either founded upon wealth, or accompanied
with it. Upstart greatness is everywhere less respected than ancient
greatness. The hatred of usurpers, the love of the family of an ancient
monarch, are in a great measure founded upon the contempt which men
naturally have for the former, and upon their veneration for the latter.
As a

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