Name:
Anonymous
2011-10-01 3:15
Java would be one month of constipation followed by such a huge painful shit that your anus is ripped open
Haskell would be eating shit out your mistress ass with your hands tied behind your back
Lisp would be a lifeform spontaneously created from a swamp of feces
PHP would be waiting for mommy to change your dirty daipers
Prolog would be a series of forced enemas
Perl would be rat droppings