Windows is dying

    It is a bunch of legacy cruft piled on compatibility and emulation layers. I have created a kernal so small and so efficient that it can fit in the nostril of a piglet while still supporting full IPv6 and Perl. Furthermore why are all Windows users cock-sucking satan worshippers? There is something wrong with a culture that worships evil mastermind billionaires. Something seriously wrong that requires some good old fashioned sunshine and country fresh air and fried chicken.

People just wanted an OS that was popular so that most applications would run on it.  Microsoft was either lucky or clever enough to be in the right place at the right time.  Office was probably the biggest factor in Windows' success.