Windows is dying

    It is a bunch of legacy cruft piled on compatibility and emulation layers. I have created a kernal so small and so efficient that it can fit in the nostril of a piglet while still supporting full IPv6 and Perl. Furthermore why are all Windows users cock-sucking satan worshippers? There is something wrong with a culture that worships evil mastermind billionaires. Something seriously wrong that requires some good old fashioned sunshine and country fresh air and fried chicken.

Microsoft pretty much owns the market because of it's simplicity and compatibility with almost every type of hardware and software out there, even the stingiest jew in the world could make himself a custom build, and windows will still work on it.