/prog/ - If programming langauges were IQs

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-26 4:24

HTML: 0 (braindead)
PHP: 80 (moron)
Java: 95 (almost human)
C++: 100 (average)
C: 110 (highly intelligent)
Haskell: 130 (genius)
Prolog: 150 (mega-genius)
Lisp: 180 (wizard)

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-26 4:24

C: 100 (average)
C++: 110 (highly intelligent)

Fixed

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-26 4:25

>>2
indignant C++ fanboy detected

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-26 4:27

>>3

homosexual detected

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-26 4:29

>>4
2011
not a member of the homosexual master race
I can't beleive you guys are so far behind

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-26 4:37

>>5

back to /g/ay please

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-26 5:45

>>5 "behind" hehe

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-26 8:27

Reading some one else's Perl: 180 (wizard)

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-26 12:18

>>8
That's more like infinity

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-26 12:47

Lisp
GC is shit

C++
Should be 130 (genius)

Python: 190 (arch wizard)

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-26 12:51

Jesus Christ, just shut the fuck up already.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-26 13:12

>>8
fucking lol

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-26 18:16

>>10
python: 40 (severely retarded)

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-26 18:47

>>8
It's gotten a lot easier. I used to come across stuff that gave me a hard time. But newer stuff is usually fine. I really noticed a gradual change for the better, people have gotten their shit together.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-26 19:23

>>13
kill yourself

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-26 19:31

Python and Ruby are 120.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-26 21:25

>>14
s/people have gotten their shit together/the idiots left for Python and Ruby/

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-26 21:32

python: one word (THE FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE)

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-26 21:39

>>18
But you do not have these shitty squigglies everywhere.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-26 22:03

>>1
swap Lisp and Haskell

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-26 22:30

Bonerlang: 200 (expert programmer)

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-26 23:01

Dubs: 22 (awesome)

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-27 0:32

^{S^{L^{A^{C^KW}A}R}E}_{S_{U_{P_{R_EM}A}C}Y}: 200 (Plato's philosopher-kings)

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-27 1:19

Lisp is a nice language but shit simple.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-27 1:30

^{S^{L^{A^{C^KW}A}R}E}_{S_{U_{P_{R_EM}A}C}Y}

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-27 2:37

>>1
Assembly: 316 (God like)

That's right, your IQ has to be/will be 2 points higher then Commander Keen and 1 point more than Mortimer McMire!

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-27 2:44

>>26
Then Brainfuck: 500?

By the way, few years ago, I could have given a good rank to Python - it was hype a good way to find open-minded programmers. Not any more.

C should be a little higher than the average IQ you wrote. However, I totally agree with OP's high consideration for functional programming.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-27 12:02

>>27
Hey bro, stop taking this shit seriously.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-27 15:50

>>27
it was hype a good way to find open-minded programmers
if ``open-minded'' means ``python is always right'' then yes pythonistas are still very open-minded

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-28 5:53

>>22
Fuck off, spammer.

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