/prog/ - I don't program

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-23 17:04

...but I still post here everyday. Does that upset you?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-23 17:10

GC is shit

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-23 17:15

>>2
Fuck off, ``spammer''.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-23 17:17

>>1
not at all

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-23 17:21

i won't be upset unless you can prove that you don't program.

Name: VIPPER 2011-09-23 17:40

>>1
Just like the rest of us.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-23 17:55

I read the first chapter of SICP then got bored, and I have written a ``hello world'' program in C. That's the extent of my programming ability.

I have posted here every day for almost four years.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-23 19:18

I am a computer science grad student and I barely know how to program. How does that make you feel?

I do know my maths though

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-23 20:47

>>7
SHAME SON SHAME

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-23 20:51

fuck Lisp. Bonerlang is the way.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-23 20:56

>>10

(Fuck(Lisp,Fuck(BonerLang,1)))

^
And I don't even know Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-23 21:00

>>11
-5/10

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-23 21:03

>>11

You are correct, you really don't know Lisp

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-23 21:03

I AM THE MOST NIGGER MATURE

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-23 21:04

>>14

Nigga please, I am the Niggest

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-24 0:47

>>14
I AM THE MOST FUCKING NGGER MATURE
Fixed that for you.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-24 1:16

>>14-16
Go away.

Name: >>1-san 2012-02-22 8:13

After countless years of browsing /prob/ and various comp.lang.* newsgroups, I am now semi-competent with regular expression and shell scripting. Additionally, I'm learning more about math and programming concepts, though I have yet to really learn an actual programming language (aside from the little bit of Ruby 1.8.6 I learned back when I used RPG Maker XP). I am now on my way to becoming ~~an expert~~ a mediocre pseudo-programmer. If I keep up this blazing fast pace, perhaps I can achieve satori in 50 years.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 8:45

>>18
Just read SICP and get some Scheme implementation.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 11:55

I learned D, and now I come here to laugh at the pathetic toilet scrubbers with their shitty toy languages.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 11:59

>>22
IT'S TIME

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 11:59

>>21
FOR DUBS

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 14:01

>>20
I am the original The D Programming Language spammer from 2010 and I despise you.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 15:47

>>23
Proof, brah

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 16:36

>>7

That post made me sad.
I really hope that you consider pursuing programming for real someday.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 16:54

I'm a professional programmer but my hobby is roleplaying as someone who thinks that lines of code are called "codes" and that the best hackers are the ones who can mash buttons on the keyboard the fastest (sharing a keyboard helps)

I cosplay whenever I'm in character

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 17:26

>>11
(Fuck(Lisp,Fuck(BonerLang,1)))
camel case
commas
no whitespace
And I don't even know Lisp.
No fucking shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 22:11

>>27
No fucking shit.
Speaking of which, Lisp is shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-23 23:00

>>18

cool, you should bump this thread with your programming creations over the next period of time. It would be a cool log.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 6:04

over the next period of time.

Lolwut

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 16:48

>>30
He could keep this alive for several years, seeing as it never dies anyways.

retard!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-25 9:20

>>33
nice dubs bro

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-25 10:03

hi! my name is skrillex! WUBWUBWUBWUBWhat's yours?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-25 10:08

>>33
nice dubstep nigger

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-25 16:54

>>34
nice

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-25 16:54

>>34
I lol'd.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-25 16:58

Prog, do you like prog-rock/fusion?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2vpHmCNKmM

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-25 17:02

>>33-36
It sure is the same person in here.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-25 17:16

>>37
Sounds like a Touhou song. Me likes.

I don't program

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