Once in a while, my spirit radio tunes in an unholy spirit. Or, God gets in a crazy mood. It's common knowledge that He will embarass me when pissed-off and seeking to avoid talking.
Treat me like Neil Armstrong encountering a crazy alien! I don't know wtf pissed Him off! ROFLMAO.
God says...
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s of
the world, we find that they differ considerably in the several islands.
This difference might indeed have been expected if the islands have been
stocked by occasional means of transport--a seed, for instance, of one
plant having been brought to one island, and that of another plant to
another island, though all proceeding from the same general source. Hence,
when in former times an immigrant first settled on one of the islands, or
when it subsequently spread from one to another, it would und
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Anonymous2011-09-23 12:00
When Your new, single words grab all your attention and you freak out! :-) I used to lose composure when "Devil" or "Eternity" came-up and couldn't even concentrate to read context...
That's funny.
I should be enjoying this if y'all are finally learning it's God. Then, what? Happily ever after?
Why don't YOU conduct an experiment on what pisses God off and I'll watch.
Controlled experiment?
God says...
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t as every other teacher would have felt himself under the same
necessity, the success of no one teacher, or sect of teachers, could
have been very great. The interested and active zeal of religious
teachers can be dangerous and troublesome only where there is either but
one sect tolerated in the society, or where the whole of a large society
is divided into two or three great sects; the teachers of each acting by
concert, and under a regular discipline and subordination. But that zeal
must be altog
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Anonymous2011-09-23 12:10
You want me to tune-in the unholy spirit? ROFLMAO Fuck that!
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Anonymous2011-09-23 12:12
Houston, E.T. is pissed!
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Anonymous2011-09-23 12:13
Now I lost all disassembly, because XServer crashed and only Alt-SysRq-K saved me from rebooting. Fuck Linux.
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Anonymous2011-09-23 12:27
Soon E.T. will specify terms. It won't take long, I imagine.
What'd you declare war on E.T. fer, morons!
I'm gonna settle separately!
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Anonymous2011-09-23 12:27
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his head to bring back the letter to his
memory, and balanced himself now on one foot, now the other, one moment
staring at the ground, the next at the sky, and after having half gnawed
off the end of a finger and kept them in suspense waiting for him to
begin, he said, after a long pause, "By God, senor licentiate, devil a
thing can I recollect of the letter; but it said at the beginning,
'Exalted and scrubbing Lady.'"
"It cannot have said 'scrubbing,'" said the barber, "but 'superhuman' or
'sov
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Anonymous2011-09-23 12:33
How many of them do you suppose there are, geniuses?
52 “Put your sword back in its place,” Jesus said to him, “for all who draw the sword will die by the sword. 53 Do you think I cannot call on my Father, and he will at once put at my disposal more than twelve legions of angels? 54 But how then would the Scriptures be fulfilled that say it must happen in this way?”
Show me one psychologist who can tell me the difference between a millisecond and a nanosecond.
It doesn't take a genius to know that if I pick-up a book I've never read and randomly crack it open... it's not "top floor of building with missing elevator."
Not even microsoft could make a device that could puppet an app so that it picked precice times on a 14Mhz PC clock. Ask them. They'll laugh at you. NASA maybe, with regular calibration trials to stay in sync and debug from windows to tell what tasks was running. That's cheating to get debug from windows.
God says
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ence. Under all absolute governments, there is
more liberty in the capital than in any other part of the country.
The sovereign himself can never have either interest or inclination
to pervert the order of justice, or to oppress the great body of the
people. In the capital, his presence overawes, more or less, all his
inferior officers, who, in the remoter provinces, from whence the
complaints of the people are less likely to reach him, can exercise
their tyranny with much more safety. But the Europ
Sherlock... what was the Greek Oracle? Why has every culture developped mysticism? God comes from mysticism, not philosophy.
Perhaps, man learned of some bad effect and has been covering-up mysticism.
God says...
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And the Lord turned, and looked upon Peter. And Peter remembered
the word of the Lord, how he had said unto him, Before the cock crow,
thou shalt deny me thrice.
22:62 And Peter went out, and wept bitterly.
22:63 And the men that held Jesus mocked him, and smote him.
22:64 And when they had blindfolded him, they struck him on the face,
and asked him, saying, Prophesy, who is it that smote thee? 22:65 And
many other things blasphemously spake they against him.
22:66 And as soon as it was da
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Anonymous2011-09-23 13:09
cock crowing is omen
Once you understand spirits can puppet beings, you can predict what';s possible and how different cultures would interpret. Statues fell-over and stuff. Animals seemed to communicate.
Sherlock needs to invent a grand unification theory.
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Anonymous2011-09-23 13:20
I have psy-ops enemies. Special kinda stupid, unless they understand spirits better than I. Otherwise, I got delicious vengence to look forward to... that never seems to happen.
I think it was intended to scare me, but I'm tight with God and it made me think He'd lightening strike you. Backfire psy-ops. Bush league.
God says...
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ese were found so difficult to work into the scheme, that it
was judged better to take the other tack in this book (which
must be issued this fall), and then go into training and settle
the question in another book. It is, of course, a thing which
ought to be settled, and I am not going to have anything particular
to do next winter anyway.
MARK TWAIN
HARTFORD, July 21, 1889
A CONNECTICUT YANKEE IN KING ARTHUR'S COURT
A WORD OF EXPLANATION
It was in Warwick Castle that I
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Anonymous2011-09-23 13:39
So, has God given any of you the time of day, yet? Maybe, you gotta sell your souls.
God says...
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e first place according to
their mutual affinities, and in the second place according to their periods
of existence--do not accord in arrangement. The species extreme in
character are not the oldest or the most recent; nor are those which are
intermediate in character, intermediate in age. But supposing for an
instant, in this and other such cases, that the record of the first
appearance and disappearance of the species was complete, which is far from
the case, we have no reason to believe that fo
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Anonymous2011-09-23 13:41
Yer not saved.
When it comes to religion, if you don't understand all that nonesense, yer not saved.
"Born again"
"filled with holy spirit"
God says...
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as well spent. It is 9 of
the morning now."
"No! Then I have slept well, sure enough. Nine in the morning
now! And yet it is the very complexion of midnight, to a shade.
This is the 20th, then?"
"The 20th--yes."
"And I am to be burned alive to-morrow." The boy shuddered.
"At what hour?"
"At high noon."
"Now then, I will tell you what to say." I paused, and stood over
that cowering lad a whole minute in awful silence; then, in a voice
deep, measured, charged with doom, I began,
25so out of fear I went off and buried your talent in the ground. Here it is back.’ 26His master said to him in reply, ‘You wicked, lazy servant!* So you knew that I harvest where I did not plant and gather where I did not scatter? 27Should you not then have put my money in the bank so that I could have got it back with interest on my return? 28Now then! Take the talent from him and give it to the one with ten. 29* e For to everyone who has, more will be given and he will grow rich; but from the one who has not, even what he has will be taken away. 30* And throw this useless servant into the darkness outside, where there will be wailing and grinding of teeth.’
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what do you suppose happened to the servant with 20 talents that lost it all in the market?
God says...
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her head against a stone, even obey the precept of the old
philosopher, and Explore thyself. Herein are demanded the eye and
the nerve. Only the defeated and deserters go to the wars, cowards
that run away and enlist. Start now on that farthest western way,
which does not pause at the Mississippi or the Pacific, nor conduct
toward a wornout China or Japan, but leads on direct, a tangent to
this sphere, summer and winter, day and night, sun down, moon down,
and at last earth down too.
It is
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Thou shall not covet.
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Anonymous2011-09-23 13:55
Some times time travelers change my Bible. I hate when that happens.
I stumbled upon "dumb ass" in the king James.
2:12 But these, as natural brute beasts, made to be taken and
destroyed, speak evil of the things that they understand not; and
shall utterly perish in their own corruption; 2:13 And shall receive
the reward of unrighteousness, as they that count it pleasure to riot
in the day time. Spots they are and blemishes, sporting themselves
with their own deceivings while they feast with you; 2:14 Having eyes
full of adultery, and that cannot cease from sin; beguiling unstable
souls: an heart they have exercised with covetous practices; cursed
children: 2:15 Which have forsaken the right way, and are gone astray,
following the way of Balaam the son of Bosor, who loved the wages of
unrighteousness; 2:16 But was rebuked for his iniquity: the dumb ass
speaking with man's voice forbad the madness of the prophet.
the
sea now got up. We posted a look-out on shore, and never let the oars out
of our hands, and ate of the stores the renegade had laid in, imploring
God and Our Lady with all our hearts to help and protect us, that we
might give a happy ending to a beginning so prosperous. At the entreaty
of Zoraida orders were given to set on shore her father and the other
Moors who were still bound, for she could not endure, nor could her
tender heart bear to see her father in bonds and her fellow-countrymen
pr
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Anonymous2011-09-23 14:05
That's pretty funny? You got more in my books? Let's use them up.
God says...
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gold on their heads, and bid them till the ground as much
as they like, and no more. Our potters also might be allowed to repose
on couches, and feast by the fireside, passing round the winecup,
while their wheel is conveniently at hand, and working at pottery
only as much as they like; in this way we might make every class
happy-and then, as you imagine, the whole State would be happy.
But do not put this idea into our heads; for, if we listen to you,
the husbandman will be no longer a husbandma