/prog/ - My Girlfriend broke up with me

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-16 0:08

I need Clojure

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-16 0:11

How can a Touhou break up with you?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-16 0:15

>>2
Maybe his self-esteem is so low that he cannot even imagine a fictional scenario where he can have a "relationship"?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-16 0:36

>>3
I'm not OP, but this is indeed the case for me. It's why I don't have a ``waifu''... because I know no girl, even a 2D one, would want to date someone like me.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-16 0:51

>>4
;_;

Same.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-16 19:11

Hello you fucking faggots, it's been years since I was a regular here because I managed to get a girlfriend. AMA if you want.

I came back today to post some shit and remember the old times. I'm the guy who hates PDFs, likes Scheme and Python, posted the Scatman John Sussman idiocy, achieved satori with SICP, wouldn't write C without getting paid, and thinks Guido is stupid for hating functional programming.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-16 19:13

>>6
Oh, I wrote the evolution of a Python programmer too.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-16 19:39

>>6
I'm the guy who hates PDFs, likes Scheme and Python, posted the Scatman John Sussman idiocy, achieved satori with SICP, wouldn't write C without getting paid, and thinks Guido is stupid for hating functional programming.

wow you're that guy.. the fucking template of a /prog/rider

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-16 19:47

I love PDFs, I like Scheme and Python, I posted the first "fagstorm", achieved Satori through dubious means, writes C in his free time, and thinks Guido should be taken to the park lot and shot.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-16 20:49

I'm anonymous.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 0:54

>>9
achieved Satori through dubious means
Like what... writing Perl?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 6:56

>>8
Don't think so, other PPPRRROOOOGGGG faggots hate the FIOC, or love PDFs like >>9 (fag), or love C, though probably we'd all shoot Guido.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 7:11

>>12
fuck you faggot, PDF is great though I always use it as the last export format in my document chain and never as an intermediary format -- I'd rather deal with images than with PDF.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 7:39

>>13
Every time I'm given a PDF file I feel a "fuck you" knife hit my stomach. It means useless data, it means forced formatting up my ass, it means forced everything, it means bullshit.

Name: FrozenVoid 2011-09-17 7:48

I have pdf2html converter setup to handle all PDF safely so i can reopen them in the browser after i download them.

orbis terrarum delenda est

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 12:19

>>14
So you also hate postscript and dvi?

My Girlfriend broke up with me

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