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Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 8:26

https://s3.amazonaws.com/ld48/PoC_source.zip

Notch created this game within 48 hours as part of the ludumdare.com competition. I'm actually amazed how clean and easily understandable the code is, despite it's in Java. What do you think?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 9:06

If its not Lisp its shit.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 9:08

read SICP

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 9:17

>>2
In your dreams, fanboy! Lisp will never be as readable as Java. Enjoy swimming in the endless sea of parenthesis.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 9:30

sed -i -r s/Lisp/C/ /prog/1315916790/2

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 9:30

>>4
Omg hai ^___^ Im Kirby-chan and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ worldfourch <3 and my fav is the /prog/ and lounge boards!!!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sussman!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^
When I walked onto 6.001 =^____^=I looked up and saw&SUSSMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!
KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SUSSMAN-SAMA!!!!! I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!!
he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my dick and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a Lisp machine o_o and started to conjure the spirits of the computer with his spells!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS PARENS LOOKED LIKE A /prog/SNAKE!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw some baka stupid pythonista watching us and I could tell he was forcing his indentation with his eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDNT BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled UH UH BAKA NEKO THATS MY MAN WHY DONT YOU GO HOOK UP WITH ABELSON CAUSE SUSSMAN-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó) then sussman held me close =^____^= and said he would only ever love me!!!!!!!! an guess wat!!!!!! he conjured the spirits again!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to his apartment and programmed all night long and made 42 metacircular lisp interpreters and they all became highly successful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^________<) ^_________________^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 9:33

>>5
Java is better than C. It has Garbage Collector.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 9:36

>>7
0/10

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 9:37

>>7
One word: GC is a piece of shit for "Enterprise Programmers". Thread over.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 9:38

>>8
Yes, a Java program has 0 memory leaks, while one written in C gets 10!

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 9:39

>>10
Call free(3), you dipshit.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 9:40

>>11
Call fSegmentation fault

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 9:42

>>12
Suck my Segmentation fa[sup]Bus error[/sup]

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 9:43

>>12
Suck my Segmentation fa^{Bus error}

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 9:44

>>13,14
Embarrassing.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 9:45

>>15
BBcode is _{p_{e_{n_{i_s}}}}

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 9:35

>>2
If its not Lisp its shit.
Nice, you have a great opportunity to prove it. Write a similar game in 48 hours using Lisp. If there is no code posted in this thread after that time we will get convinced that the right way and the only way to say is ``If it's Lisp it's shit".

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 9:46

>>17
nooooooooooooooooo

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 10:01

>>17
It's turing complete. Therefore it's entirely possible!

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 10:06

>>4
Lisp will never be as readable as Java.
"readable" = verbose as fuck.
cobol, pascal, python and visual basic are "readable".

Example of readable code:



Public Function Replace(

   ByVal Expression As String,

   ByVal Find As String,

   ByVal Replacement As String,

   Optional ByVal Start As Integer = 1,

   Optional ByVal Count As Integer = -1,

   Optional ByVal Compare As CompareMethod = CompareMethod.Binary

) As String

Example of code I write in my DSL:



repla Expr Src Dst Off=1 Len=-1 Cmp=n -> /* code goes here */

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 10:08

>>20
in my DSL
Oh shit he is back!

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 10:12

>>21
fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 10:14

>>22
Ho-ho, not so fast. We barely know each other.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 10:18

>>20
Looks very Visual Basic-ish.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 10:25

I like my code readability somewhere between "Oh my god my eyes!" and "How the hell can it be possible that you can put a semicolon and a dot next to each other again?"

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 10:37

>>25
That's why you make a living as a clerk at Taco Bell, not as a programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 13:20

player.level = level;
level.player = player;
ಠ_ಠ

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 14:19

>>27
Yes! That made me cringe too.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 14:20

>>17
This post made me feel a great disturbance in the /prog/, as if millions of lispers suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 15:55

If it's CS-related, it's shit.

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