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Misadventures of a Fartist

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-05 18:36

at a party
talking to a friend
hot girl comes over
she wants to fuck
I accidentaly fart
everyone looks at me funny
realize I have shit comming out of my shorts
try to leave the house but accidentaly trip on a coffee table
fall on my ass and I start sliding because of the shit
roll over to get up
my face gets full of shit
get up
spaghetti falls out of my pocket
cape gets stuck in the door

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-05 18:47

Go back to reddit. They love your kind there.

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