fuck Emacs

I was writing a program on the Emacs and it was like: "bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep." And then, like, half of my program was gone. And I was like: huh? It devoured my program... It was a really good program. And then I had to write it again and I had to do it fast so it wasn't as good.
It's kind of a bummer...

I personally think emacs and vi both suck balls. Just because there are worse alternatives doesn't make either of these heaps of shit good. Good is an basically absolute term. Better is a relative one. Also, Stallman is a psycopath, but let's not discuss that now.

"Nothing is absolute, except this, mostly. Well it's more absolute than cocoa puffs are chocolate, anyways." --shinymetaldeathgod