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Name: Me 2011-08-24 15:44

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and post a thread. I need a hacker. Very important. Please email.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-08-25 4:12

>>39
It is the way of 4chan. Google what a backraid is.

Thinking about it, those facebooks are probably not the ones...but this is almost definitely her picture, as it turned up in the something googled with her DOB.
http://files-cdn.formspring.me/profile/20110807/n4e3f11cec2b69_large.jpg

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-08-25 4:30

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001061655094&slog=1528888776&seq=2008955833&rk=26&st=user&fbtype=2048&refid=0

Out of all the Megan Shay's I've seen on facebook, this looks like the best visual match so far.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-25 7:13

>>42
You couldn't hack your way out of a wet paper bag.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-25 7:22

All of you, Back to the imageboards, please.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-08-25 10:40

>>43
When did I ever say I was a hacker? Googling something isn't"mad skillz" bro.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-08-25 10:52

Other things I have not done which are not hacking.

Email intrusion.
DoS (taken down a server from a single box, lol.)
Stealing wifi.
Website defacement.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-25 11:01

>>46
My 13 years old cousin can do all of that. So can my dog.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-08-25 11:03

In fact, I remember my first non-hacking escapade. I had a landline at my house, and a modem...and because my folks were on AOL I knew that the email password is the same as the dial-up password...so at a friends house managed to break into a bunch of AOL accounts, figured out where they were in the world, and when they would be asleep ( for work etc) and would dial in when I knew that where they were in the world it would be in the night. All from my own fucking phone connection, no hiding! God I was stupid, I'm amazed I never got caught. Of course now with wifi, shit is a lot easier.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-08-25 11:04

>>47
I know man, it's laughable. My friends think I can launch missiles by whistling down a phone or something. Every time anyone's email gets hacked they blame me, and it never is me.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-25 11:55

>>49
I don't give a shit about any of that. What I wanna know is, what are you doing outside of /lounge/?

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-25 12:31

>>44
Just when we were starting to have fun? Come on.

>>50
world4ch citizens are allowed to travel freely within the limits of the Schlongen Area

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-25 12:57

>>50
being an anus

Name: VIPPER 2011-08-25 14:13

This thread belongs in /vip/.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-25 14:41

>>53
Fuck you, it's ours and we're keeping it. That's final.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-25 15:09

>>40
She probably just didn't know what to do, so she thought a 'hacker' could set everything right. Stupid? Absolutely, but nothing of what followed was justified by it.

You're not teaching anyone a lesson. You are just an 'anonymoose is lejuun' imageboarder autist who can't even bear to call himself a stalker. As if Googling some shit was such a feat of ingenuity and erudition as to call it 'research'.

When you inevitably call me a whiteknight for decrying the harmful actions that bring /prog/ to the level of /b/, well, you should just take a moment to reflect on where you truly belong.

And please, stop bragging about your 'http://www.google.com/search?q=how+to+hack' feats on /prog/, or anywhere else for that matter. Saying that it isn't hacking doesn't make it any subtler.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-25 16:04

>>55
Your whiteknighting won't get you laid, you fat disgusting pimple-pushing autistic neckbeard faggot.

just take a moment to reflect on where you truly belong.
Fuck off and die, ``faggot''.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-25 16:19

>>56
Read SICP to /b/, ``autist''.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-25 16:26

>>56
I usually hate white knighting too, but he's right, take your ``leejun'' shit back to /b/ where it belongs.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-25 16:40

>>57
SPAM
READ SICP FOR THAT AUTISTIC NECKBEARDEDNESS

>>58
My ``leejun'' shit? I'm not L33tUK you fucking fagstorm.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-25 16:45

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-25 16:50

>>60
say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-25 16:51

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-25 17:22

Goyim can't jewforce.
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Name: Anonymous 2011-08-25 17:31

>>63
Why would we?

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-25 18:00

>>64
To summon the ``in Lisp'' guy. I think it would actually be an improvement over the ragetroll.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-25 18:43

>>65
ragetroll
u mena "MINIMUM WAGE BITCH GO WORK THE COUNTERS U HOURLY WORKER" guy?

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-25 19:02

>>65
fuck off and die you cock sucking shitpushing fagstorm

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-25 20:15

>>65
I slightly miss him. I even got some new counteraguments to his ultrafinitist position (and his position against ZFC) which I find particularily interesting mathematical results. Unfortunately I can emulate what he would say in my mind, which makes this a bit of an uninteresting exercise ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-25 20:20

>>68
You're not seriously going to wish him back with the dragonballs just so you can satisfy your selfish antifinitist urges, are you?

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-25 20:41

>>65
The ``ragetroll'' now has a name. Poopdicknuts-san, or PDN for short. He should be easy to filter out, anyway. Since he has limited vocabulary.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-25 21:12

>>70
Just filter ``fagstorm'' and ``shitpush[a-z]*''.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-25 23:52

>>70
Why so anonymous, Kream?

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-26 5:59

>>70-71
Not if I start using ASCII art, unicode and bbcode you fucking fa99ot. Good luck, cock sucka!

Name: >>73 2011-08-26 6:09

Oh yes, and if you piss me off even further, I will reveal the secret of infinite quoting for everyone to see.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-26 6:26

>>74
This means that someone who wants to find it out would just have to annoy you. Either way, I expect it to be at least mostly known since either you or one of the very few other people messed up when posting the other day and kind of revealed it already. Shame for the rest of us that had to figure it out by reading Shiichan source code.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-26 6:31

>>75
Well it wasn't me, I always validate my BBCoade befoare I poast.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-08-27 8:07

>>50
What I wanna know is, what are you doing outside of /lounge/?
Do you run this place? Do you say where I can post?
>>55
You are just an 'anonymoose is lejuun' imageboarder
Fuck you. I am far from that. And I've said already, I know googling isn't hacking. I've already been self depreciating, saying that I'm not is stupid.

This stupid bitch came to the wrong part of the internet though, and deserves everything she gets. Which admittedly, isn't much.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-27 8:09

>>77
shut up, this thread is a disgrace

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-08-27 8:16

>>78
Cry more faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-27 10:25

>>77
Yes, thinking that you are shit because you do the shitty things a 13 years old would do to be ``dangerous'' is slightly better than genuinely believing that you are 1337, but guess what, you still are a script kiddie, and you should still go back to /b/. We don't want your shit here.

But that is still giving you too much credit. You are only saying that your stuff is just artless monkeying to fit here, as you believe that you are an Internet cowboy dispensing hard Internet justice anyway, even if all that the retard who you harassed ever did was to stumble upon a forum that you read, and all that you did was Googling a bunch of shit in retaliation.
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