/prog/ - Want to program

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-23 10:46

Hai gs,

I want to learn to program. I don't want to have to learn whole languages (no time lol) but just the essential basic one (that 01100101001110 or whatever thing). What are some tutorials?

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-23 11:07

I think you need a tutorial on how to get out.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-23 11:12

>>2
wat

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-23 11:25

>>3
Polecat kebabs.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-23 11:35

>>4
Out...

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-23 11:55

Polecat!
The most effectual Polecat!
Who's intellectual close friends get to call him P.C.
Providing it's with dignity.

Polecat!
The indisputable leader of the gang.
He's the boss, he's a pip, he's the championship.
He's the most tip top,
Polecat.

Yes he's a chief, he's a king,
But above everything,
He's the most tip top,
Polecat.

Polecat!

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-23 12:05

Prolecats

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-23 12:09

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qpe5XeW0IR4 It was better on vinyl

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-23 13:13

I AM THE KING OF FARTS, BOW DOWN AND SMELL MY HEAVENLY ODORS

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-23 13:14

I AM THE KING OF FARTS, BOW DOWN AND SMELL MY HEAVENLY ODORS

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-23 13:27

>>1
"Hai guise, I want to program, except I don't want to learn it LOL, I WANNA HACKER LIEK 61 75 74 69 73 6D"

Learn Assembly, but until then: GTFO!

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-23 16:32

>>11
YHBT, ``faggot''

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-23 18:24

>>11
>>> 61 75 74 69 73 6D
>XD

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-23 19:10

>>13
>>12
EIGT!

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-24 2:43

>>1
http://mitpress.mit.edu/sicp/full-text/book/book.html
http://www.gnu.org/software/mit-scheme/

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-24 7:33

>>15
Unrelated, OP is talking about BINARY CODE. He's actually totally right - if you can master Binary all other languages are superfluous. I'm working on it too, OP! Any serious programmers in here have any knowledge?

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-24 8:17

>>1
Best tutorial is this game:
http://forums.cisco.com/CertCom/game/binary_game.swf
Try to beat my highscore!

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-24 8:24

>>16
4/10. It's not quite funny enough. The setup is critical to a joke.

Want to program

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