Lets rebuild prog

Hey [spoier]/prog/[/spoiler] I have a fantastic idea! Let's rebuild /prog/! It'll be just like the old days. This time we'll have to make it Web 2.0 compliant. Okay first things first, what language will it be built in?

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Consider this: A pack of wild Lispers.
Autistic, lisping Lispers logging on your network. Trampling your CPUs with their interpreters. Raping your RAM with Emacs.
And you can't do shit since they're autists. The Lisper leader grabs your waifu and fucks her with his wizard cap.
The primal Lispers finally dominate your network. They watch 6.001 lectures on YouTube and you are forced to read their SICP.
Such is the downfall of /prog/.