Name: Anonymous 2011-08-17 22:36
Lisp is unamerican.
If you use Lisp, you're an enemy of America.
And if you're an enemy of America, you're an enemy of God, and thus need to be executed in the name of freedom. For the United States of America is the right hand of God.
If God's will opposed Us, We would fail. But We do not fail. The conclusion is obvious. And if there were no God, that would leave Us as the greatest power on Earth to pronounce what is right and wrong, rewarding the loyal and punishing the defiant. Either way, We are the divine defenders of Our planet.
So when you disappoint Us, you're disappointing God.
If you use Lisp, you're an enemy of America.
And if you're an enemy of America, you're an enemy of God, and thus need to be executed in the name of freedom. For the United States of America is the right hand of God.
If God's will opposed Us, We would fail. But We do not fail. The conclusion is obvious. And if there were no God, that would leave Us as the greatest power on Earth to pronounce what is right and wrong, rewarding the loyal and punishing the defiant. Either way, We are the divine defenders of Our planet.
So when you disappoint Us, you're disappointing God.