████riders, what are your jobs

Alright, so everyone here derides ENTERPRISE CRUD apps programming for its pseudo scientific rituals revolving around TLAs like UML or MDA, the ignorance of its practitioners of the fundamentals, and generally being boring and shittily implemented.

The question is, does anyone here do anything other than that? Assuming that anyone here does have a job.

It's about the only kind of job that you can get in my shit country, other than getting into academia to train the next generation of business programmers :(

I now work as a web monkey at Yahoo in Sunnyvale, CA. Prior to that, I was a (Senior) Java Progammer at Kodak Gallery in Emeryville, CA.