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Cultural Marxism

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-16 10:22

Give me examples of Cultural Marxism in programming.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-16 11:08

-that would be a single monopolized OS that everyone is forced to run on

-people would be forced to pay to use this centralized OS, any competing OS's would be forced out of business

-everyone who works for this centralized OS company has garanteed employment, there is no incentive for improving the product, they would get paid no matter how bad the product is. This means a never ending stream of work for proletariat programmers to constantly repair shoddy work.

-Microsoft fits perfectly into the Marxist business model as outlined in the previous 3 points

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-16 11:14

Do your own homework.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-16 12:44

>>2
That's ``Real Socialism'', isn't it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-16 19:39

>>1
Java.

Java espouses certain idioms and programming techniques over others and goes out of its way to stop you from doing things that might be considered dangerous or not object-oriented enough. It will hand-hold you and outlaw you from even thinking about working with higher-order functions, memory addresses & pointers or even unsigned integer types; mentioning such things in a Java mailing list or IRC channel will get you flamed and ostracized from the Java community, perhaps even sentenced to years of hard labor in a C or PDP-11 machine language gulag!

When you use Java, it's best to tow the party-line and not attract to much attention to yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-16 23:57

>>5

A similar situation occur on every programming language cabal. C and C++ sabbaths might sacrifice you to the gods of Unix if a single offending construct of yours mars the impenetrable holiness of The ISO Standard.

Programming languages deprive most people from the experience or exercise of reasoning. Unfortunately, they still procreate.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-17 5:12

>>6

Look up "sabbath", Princess Fagshit.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-17 6:11

>>5
Well, shit, when you put it that way, it makes Cultural Marxism sound kind of bad.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 14:09

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-26 0:36

node.js
javascript
ruby on rails
clojure
...

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-26 1:00

Oh my god it's absolutely disgusting.

http://wiki.python.org/moin/DiversityInPython

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-26 1:03

Looks like Lisp is the only language we will be allowed to use as white males.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-26 1:14

>>11
Sit down with a diverse non-programmer and teach them the basics of Python.

A diverse.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-26 5:28

Give me examples of Cultural Marxism in programming.
QuickSort or any other O(log2(N)) algorithm, which used divide & conquer idea.

Basically, you take a list of elements, pick some element, then use it to divide list into two halves.

For example, you take a list of humans, pick woman, put all women-like humans into list A, and non-woman like into list B, then you just order list A to attack list B, selling weapons to both sides and making enormous profit, when one half of humanity fights the other.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-26 5:43

>>1-1111
Correlation does not prove causation, Marxist.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-26 5:47

>>2
You dont understand Marxism. Original ideas was to use lumpens to displace elites and give Jews unchecked power. Today Marxism just general idea to create social separatism and use resulting groups against each other. Think sociological chemistry.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-26 9:54

>>16
>chemistry
You failed it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-26 21:09

I know that this has been posted about 5 times already but it's still hilarious.

http://www.h-online.com/open/news/item/BritRuby-Conference-cancelled-due-to-lack-of-diversity-criticism-1752395.html

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-26 21:59

CULTURAL

FARTISM

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 1:21

>>17
Nope. Practical sociology is just like chemistry: we use internal potential to start and support reaction to get profit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-27 1:39

Guttural Paroxysm

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-11 3:54

Awful thread.

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