How does i program

I cannot for the life of me attempt to program. I have tried a shitload of C,C++ tutorials, and i can do the simple

#include <stdio.h>

int main(void)
{
printf("Im a fag");

getch();
return 0;
}

But thats really it, i cannot remember all of the complex stuff.

What do you think i can do to learn ANY programming language, i dont care if i have to start from scratch. And do you think there is any hope for me in the world of programming?

>>1
For the love of all programming languages EVER: Stop reading shitty online tutorials and get yourself a few programming books.

For C++:
C++ Primer Plus

After this, you might want to learn the boost library (there are books for that too) and perhaps other libraries (game dev? read books about OGRE (even if you think ogre is shitty, you can still learn from it) and math books for game development)

SICP may not be for 1 language, but more for general /prog/ knowledge. Read it to reach Satori

If you want to do a specific branch of programming, get a book for that too (multiple books, even).

If you can't/won't/don't buy books, download them at any warez site (torrent sites only have collection of books) and create your own library, buy them when you have moniez.