How does i program

I cannot for the life of me attempt to program. I have tried a shitload of C,C++ tutorials, and i can do the simple

#include <stdio.h>

int main(void)
{
printf("Im a fag");

getch();
return 0;
}

But thats really it, i cannot remember all of the complex stuff.

What do you think i can do to learn ANY programming language, i dont care if i have to start from scratch. And do you think there is any hope for me in the world of programming?

sup guyz i wanna be a rocket engineer but im having trouble getting started

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ssly I cant be arsed to read a pamplet of almost 30 pages. i dont get all this aerodynamic bullshit i just want to learn rocket engineering

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i made a simple rocket with sum ducktabe but it wont launch into the atmospheare plz fix my scematix!!

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ok im gonna read how to be a rocket enginer in 17 minutes it seems like the best guide - it has a cat on the cover LOL