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Name: Ix-Xitan 2011-08-01 16:11

(06:43:08) <Ix-Xitan> actually im trying to determiningthe fastest way to read a text file into memory files wont be very big
(06:43:36) <Zhivago> System dependent. Please learn how to spell "I'm" and "won't".
(06:46:20) <Ix-Xitan> Zhivago, "System Dependent." on its own isnt a correct sentence.
(06:46:34) <Ix-Xitan> dont police me on chat writing
(06:47:09) <Zhivago> ix: Just trying to help you to be less stupid.
(06:47:18) <Zhivago> ix: See if you can ask an intelligent question.
(06:47:30) <HotHat> hehe
(06:48:25) <Zhivago> ix: While you think of one, why not practice spelling "don't" properly?
(06:48:29) <Ix-Xitan> and I have shown you that you are stupid too in that case, because unless ur perfect you cannot expect others to be
(06:48:43) <Zhivago> ix: No -- that isn't one; keep trying.
(06:50:09) <cousteau> i dont think im never going to learn how to use apostrophe's right
(06:50:17) <cousteau> *ever
(06:50:26) <heinrich5991> cousteau: I hope that this was sarcasm
(06:50:32) <Zhivago> cousteau: Some people have brain damage that makes it difficult to learn simple skills.
(06:50:55) <Zhivago> cousteau: If you think that you're one of them, you might like to see a doctor about it.
(06:51:04) <Ix-Xitan> I love the way people go mad when you find their medicine while trying to make a fool of you. Keep trying Zhivago.
(06:51:20) <Zhivago> ix: Keep trying -- you'll think of an intelligent question eventually.
(06:52:48) <Ix-Xitan> Zhivago probably you need to see a doctor to learn when you require to be formal and when you dont..
(06:53:22) <Zhivago> ix: Please learn how to spell "don't".
(06:53:54) <Ix-Xitan> i know how to spell it. I just dont see why I should use it in a chat when you understand it anyway
(06:54:11) <Zhivago> ix: So that you can not be an arsehole.
(06:54:33) <Zhivago> ix: There are two basic reasons -- one is that there are a lot of non-native speakers here and your garbled gibberish makes it hard for them.
(06:54:56) <Zhivago> ix: The other is that not taking the care to write properly correlates very highly with not taking the care to think properly.
(06:55:14) <Ix-Xitan> Its not code its natural language. I know you might ba angry at the fact that english is not structured and full of exceptions hence NLP fails miserably. but dont come blaming me for it.
(06:55:16) <Zhivago> ix: So, do everyone a favour and stop being an illiterate arsehole moron.
(06:59:16) <Ix-Xitan> Zhivago: i guess you are the moron here. all those useless keystrokes youjust did would have been more beneficial if you grabbed a random c topic and explained it to the audience. I am not an English native speaker and I can understand gibberish is it my problem if others dont learn gibberish ? people studied gibberish to create better mobiel phones auto complete feature so shut up.
(06:59:30) <Zhivago> ix-xitan: Please speak English.
(06:59:55) <Zhivago> ix-xitan: Also, please ask an intelligent question.
(07:01:15) <Ix-Xitan> Now I know why people think of computer scientists are morons cause of people like you. living in a hole .........
(07:01:39) <Zhivago> ix-xitan: Please learn how to spell "because".
(07:02:23) <Ix-Xitan> Zhivago ur not a spell checker go have ur head checked .. you arenot even Microsoft Office paper clip ...  they removed it cause it annoys people ....
(07:02:35) <Zhivago> Ix-Xitan: Please learn how to spell "you're".
(07:03:06) <Ix-Xitan> lol thanks for this im gonna post this log on 4chan and we see who gets made fun off
(07:03:26) <Zhivago> ix-xitan: Have fun, my retarded little friend.
(07:03:43) <Zhivago> ix-xitan: Also, please learn how to spell "made fun of".
(07:03:48) <Ix-Xitan> ur mum is a retard for not aborting u
(07:03:59) * ChanServ sets mode: +o Zhivago
(07:04:05) * Zhivago sets mode: +q Ix-Xitan!*@*
(07:04:12) * Zhivago sets mode: -o Zhivago
(07:04:41) <Zhivago> Ix-Xitan: Please add "your" and "you" to the list.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-01 16:16

Lol @ grammar nazis :)

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-01 16:22

Please learn how to spell grammer.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-01 16:23

(07:03:06) <Ix-Xitan> lol thanks for this im gonna post this log on 4chan and we see who gets made fun off
i lol'd in my mouth a little

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-01 16:27

How can we help?

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-01 16:29

that isn't even the worst guy in the channel

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-01 16:36

That Zhivago was too gentle. Should be:
/kickban Ix-Xitant can't spell, can't code, don't lose my time GTFO
So you made an ass of yourself on IRC, but that wasn't enough, you had to post it here... You're an absolute moron.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-01 16:37

Retard.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-01 16:39

I've got to start going to that channel.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-01 16:40

The amount of homosexual tension between Ix-Xitant and Zhivago is simply amazingly fabulous.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-01 16:43

>>6
who is?

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-01 16:49

4CHAN HELP ME
This place is called world4ch.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-01 17:03

Both idiots. One's beating a dead horse the other's just poking the bear. Is this #c ?

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-01 17:19

>>13
##C@Freenode

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-01 18:11

(06:54:56) <Zhivago> ix: The other is that not taking the care to write properly correlates very highly with not taking the care to think properly.citation needed

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-01 18:37

>>15
[2011-05-10](15:06) < Zhivago> talin: Interestingly, once they start to take the time to write properly the quality of their thinking seems to improve a lot.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-01 19:10

>>16
And then they turn into huge elitist faggots.  Just like Zhivago.  How sad.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-01 19:14

>>17
So you prefer being a mentally retarded troll?
Might I interest you for some polecat kebabs, then?

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-01 19:16

>>16
Shut up, Zhivago.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-01 19:16

>>18
I'm not from /b/, f4gstorm.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-01 19:26

>>19
You don't really believe that Z posts on /prague/, do you?

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-01 19:31

>>21
Z
JEWISH MATHEMATICS

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-01 21:54

A famous computer scientist once said "There is a strong correlation between sloppy grammar and sloppy thinking."

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-01 22:32

>>23
And that man was Zhivago, aka Brian Spilsbury.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-02 1:10

>>11
Exactly.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-02 2:53

>>1
See >>23. We're not bothered to assist people that are sloppy in their thinking. We'd rather troll you 10 beets.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-02 9:54

>>1
TROLL RECYCLING. WRITE ONCE, TROLL TWICE.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-02 10:44


[15:28:13] <Zhivago> angstom: Hurrah for gcc.
[15:28:57] <pc_magas> gcc RuleZ
[15:29:02] <pc_magas> Simly RuleZ
[15:29:15] <Zhivago> pc_magas: Please speak English.
[15:29:20] <pc_magas> I love you gcc!!!!!!!
[15:29:30] <gl> ok
[15:30:06] <pc_magas> That's I am doing just replace Z with s in RuleZ
[15:30:19] <Zhivago> pc_magas: That isn't English, either.
[15:32:47] <pc_magas> Then Zhivago I am going to speak you a language that you understand #include<stdio.h>
[15:32:47] <pc_magas> int main()
[15:32:47] <pc_magas> {
[15:33:07] <pc_magas> puts("I am speaking english");}

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-02 11:49

full retardism detected

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 16:49

Zhivago is the most informative person ever. There is nothing Zhivago cannot explain.
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