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We should refuse ugliness and deficiency

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-31 18:22

Mathematics is ugly and deficient. Use finitism instead.
C/C++ is ugly and deficient. Who needs it, when he has assembler and good macro-system?
PHP/Python/Ruby is ugly and deficient. Even if has cheapass hosting.
Java/C# is ugly and deficient. Say this in the face of your retarded indian gandhi manager.
Basic/Pascal/ML/Haskell is ugly and deficient. Better having no school/college education at all, than touching algol static typing faeces.
...

The leaves only Lisp, which is beautiful and efficient silver bullet.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-31 18:25

Lisp is jewish, use Lisp instead.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-31 18:28

>>2
Ok. Replace Lisp with Refal (another SEXP-language).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Refal

Refal was developed by Turchin (who is Turkish by descent).

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-31 18:31

>>3
Those are not S-expressions. Even so, S-expressions are jewish, use Lisp instead.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-31 18:34

>>4

Hello World

(print "Hello, World!")


MAIN = <PRINTLN "Hello, World!">;
$EXEC MAIN;

Local variables

(let ((x (+ 1 2)))
  (* x x))


<ADD 1 2> :: sX,
  <Mul sX sX>;


Simple function

(defun square (x)
  (* x x))


Square sX = <Mul sX sX>;



Higher-order function

(defun map (f xs)
  (if xs
      (cons (funcall f (car xs))
            (map f (cdr xs)))))
(map #'square '(1 2 3))


Map {

  sF (sX eXs) = <APPLY sF sX> <Map sF (eXs)>;

  sF eXs =;

};

Calling higher-order function

(map #'square '(1 2 3))


<Map *Square (1 2 3)>

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-31 18:44

>>5
Haskell can do that too, and Haskell is jewish. So it must be jewish, just like Lisp. Also, you're a goddamned retarded, I hope you die with testicular cancer alone in your house forgotten by everyone with no one that loves or gives a shit about you. I genuinely hope that you'll die in the most slow, pathetic and painful way a man can die of. You're a failure as a man, even more than the useless neckbeards on /g/, fapping to drawings. You're not different from the usual Java code monkey, except that the Java code monkey does make money, doesn't really hate himself, and he's aware he's not that good at programming, but that's enough for him, because he has an happy life, unlike you, self-loathing everything-hater attention whore that loses his time on a textboard on world4ch shouting bullshit no one cares.

Name: >>6 2011-07-31 18:45

And those are not S-expressions.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-31 18:46

Finally found something uglier and more unusable than Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-31 18:58

>>6
word, nigga

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-31 19:00

>>6
Haskell is static typing.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-31 19:04

>>6
Haskell is jewish
Haskell is the name handed down in the family. The name is an Americanized version of Chatskel, which derives from the Hebrew name, Ezekiel.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-31 19:07

>>11
What makes you think that I care about it? Nobody cares about your, nobody loves you, your birth was probably a mistake. Your words are as useless as your life.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-31 19:09

>>11
For eastern europe jews it would be "Haskelovski", like most other jewish surnames ending in "-ki" or "-ky" (i.e. Kozlovsky).

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-31 19:10

>>12
Why should I care about your opinion, jewish maggot?

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-31 19:21

>>14
No, >>14, you are the maggot. I don't give a shit about jews and you, it's all in your mind, you see enemies everywhere, because nobody is on your side. You're not really different from the jews you hate so much: whenever you can't confront with reality, or you don't understand something, you reject it by saying it's a making of some evil jewish god. You hate abstractions because you can't deal with reality, how pathetic are you? You sure have some serious mental problem there.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-31 19:40

>>15
Ok, jews, if you arent enemy, why have you forced Set Theory and Haskell into schools and colleges? Why every school kid gets forced to learn your bullshit, instead of Lisp? Also, why "Holocaust" is a mandatory part of school-education? Answer, jew!

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-31 19:48

>>16
I'm not a jew. What makes you so sure that you're the one who's right? What are you, the chosen one, the only sane man in a crazy world? Get off that high horse, you're exactly nobody. If you don't like the world, kill yourself. See you in Gensokyo.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-31 19:51

>>17
I'm not a jew.
Then why are you defending jewish agenda?

What makes you so sure that you're the one who's right?
What makes you so sure that jews're the one who's right?

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-31 19:54

>>17
What are you, the chosen one, the only sane man in a crazy world?
Well, I'm the one who don't see this jewish "God" and don't worship to Infinity.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-31 19:55

>>18
Then why are you defending jewish agenda?
I'm not, I just want you to get out.
What makes you so sure that jews're the one who's right?
No one, I don't care, I live my own life.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-31 20:00

i hate lispers

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-31 20:01

>>19
You're the one who's spending time on a textboard, on the internet, bitching about jews being evil, infinity being non existent (well, thanks a lot, you must be a genius), constantly hating yourself and not making anything useful because you're too scared of the world to go out there and do something. Are you sure that there even exist something out there? You never leave your basement, you have never seen the ``light'' produced by this strange abstract thing called ``sun'', how can you be sure they exist? Do you believe the jews-worshipping internet saying that the Sun God is up in the sky?

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-31 21:40

ONE WORD (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( THREAD OVER

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-31 22:19

ONE WORD ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((THE-FORCED-PROCESSING-AND-BRACKETATION-OF-THE-LISTS . 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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-31 23:37

>>22

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-01 4:49

>>22
You're the one who's spending time on a textboard, on the internet
I tried to get an IT job, but it required "college education", then I tried to get college education, but it required "Set Theory", when I asked "what is Set", I got no answer.

bitching about jews being evil, infinity being non existent (well, thanks a lot, you must be a genius)
If jews arent evil, why have they forced their "infinity" everywhere? It were Cantor, Zermelo, and Fraenkel -- all jewish.

constantly hating yourself
How is it manifested?

not making anything useful because you're too scared of the world to go out there and do something.
Please, define "useful"

Are you sure that there even exist something out there?
Should I care? My main interest is Lisp and system programming. I dream to work on Lisp OS one day (at least, when I get access to 64-bit address space hardware).

You never leave your basement, you have never seen the ``light'' produced by this strange abstract thing called ``sun'', how can you be sure they exist? Do you believe the jews-worshipping internet saying that the Sun God is up in the sky?
Why should I care? It isn't realted to IT jobs.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-01 5:21

>>26
A mathematical set is actually well defined.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-01 5:27

>>27
Where is the "definition"?

I found only Cantor's "Many that allows itself to be thought of as a One." nonsense.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-01 5:37

Use Forth for everything.
Lisp is bloated as fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-01 5:43

>>28
In many mathematical books, use Google or something. It's basically just a collection of items that does not allow duplicates.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-01 6:12

>>28
Read Principia Mathematica.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-01 6:58

>>26
Because you're too stupid to even understand that 1+1 equals 2, that's why your life is so useless that you can't even get a job. There exist no fantasy world where everything goes just like you want, stop dreaming.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-01 7:10

>>30
Yeah. You can find God in many religious books, use Google or something. God is basically an omnipotent and everpresent being.

>>31
Readed. Havent seen any set.

>>32
Please, define following terms:
- understand
- equals
- useless

There exist no fantasy world where everything goes just like you want
what is "fantasy world"?

stop dreaming
Why should I abandon my dreams?

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-01 7:30

>>29
Your answer shows that you're out of viable arguments. I will interpret it as your surrender.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-01 7:30

>>33
Excuse me but have you never implemented a set? You must be a shit programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-01 7:34

>>35
How did you "implemented" one and how it relates to "Set Theory"?

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-01 7:40

>>36
Shit programmer confirmed.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-01 7:46

>>37
Your answer shows that you're out of viable arguments. I will interpret it as your surrender.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-01 7:49

>>33
Get a dictionary and get out.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-01 7:53

>>36
uniq on a list.
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