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Because Java is a part of the Jewish Conspiracy. The Jews who ran Sun Microsystems cut deals with universities to use and teach Java, which resulted in an entire generation of programmers who think that the Java way with obtuse object-orientation is best. These developers now are responsible for managing projects and hiring new talent, and of course they're going to continue to use Java. In the end, the Jews have completely undermined the software development industry as a whole.