If programming languages were memes

scheme would be: IVE READ SICP
common lisp would be: suave lisp toad
haskell would be: U MENA Haskell
fjolnr would be "GRUNNER"
pythaon would be: ONE WORD THE FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE
Coq wuoyld be: YOUVE JUST ANGRED AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER
Java would be enterprise

It's GRUNNUR you fucking idiot nigger.