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Since most male prostitutes are of the gay variety, this raises an important question, which will form the basis for our next exercise:



  Exercise 2.1
    Does using Lisp make the person gay, or do you have
    to be gay in order to use Lisp? Answer the question
    using nothing but Adobe Photoshop, a picture of Paul Graham
    and the inductive property of ℕ.