/r/equesting BBCode decompiler

Project type
Open to everyone

Description
I need a program that will accept a link to a /prog/ post as input, and as produce as output the plain-text/BBCode that would be submitted as a post to reproduce the post in question.

Compensation
$0.03 / hour

Time left
Indefinite

Tags
* bbcode
* /prog/-utility

>>1
I'll write you one if you payme enough;) give me a cool tripcode [spoiler](both my graphics cards are [sup][sub][u]awful![/i][/sub][/sup], so even if I reimplement DES in OpenCL I can't do anything with it)[/spoiler].  It will have full quote block reproduction support and so on.  You must however agree to strip the quoting code prior to publishing the source on /anus/ (if that is your desire), for only expert programmers are allowed to quote expertly.  Do you accept my conditions?