/prog/ - Hey C++ queers

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-06 1:28

Even programs written in OCaml outperform programs written in your terrible language. Just give up.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-06 1:50

[Citation Needed]

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-06 2:05

We know what OCaml tows.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-06 2:24

Even programs written in Ruby outperform programs written in your terrible language. Just give up.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-06 2:56

Even programs written in Ruby in Ruby outperform programs written in your terrible language. Just give up.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-06 11:31

>implying performance is tied to the language and not the programmer's ability
hahahahahahaha

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-06 12:57

>>6
It's true. Some programmers have the ability to transcend the runtime overhead of even Java. You are not one of those programmers (nor am I) and you should consider yourself lucky should you ever meet one.

On the other hand, my shitty language of choice is C, which usually beats OCaml.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-06 13:06

>>7
There's no overhead on Turing-machines with infinite memory and running time.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-06 16:36

OCaml isn't bad but it's still several times slower than C++, on average.

http://shootout.alioth.debian.org/u64q/which-programming-languages-are-fastest.php

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-06 17:18

From my personal experience, compiled OCaml can be as fast as C, but only if you avoid closures and program in a very stateful way, both of which defeating the point of functional programming.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-06 17:43

>>10
as fast as C
Fuck you, it means nothing.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-06 20:53

>>11
It's a bit late for that. See >>1

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-07 13:07

C++ is the best language ever invented. If I was gay, I would fuck Bjarne Strousrup.

Name: 13 2011-07-07 13:14

oh wait, I am gay. In fact, I've already sucked Bjarne Stroustrup's dick thousands of time. In fact, before he met me, his name used to be "Arne Stroustrup"

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-07 13:46

PUROGURESU

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-07 14:49

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Hey C++ queers

1 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-06 1:28

2 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-06 1:50

3 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-06 2:05

4 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-06 2:24

5 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-06 2:56

6 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-06 11:31

7 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-06 12:57

8 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-06 13:06

9 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-06 16:36

10 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-06 17:18

11 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-06 17:43

12 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-06 20:53

13 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-07 13:07

14 Name: 13 2011-07-07 13:14

15 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-07 13:46

16 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-07 14:49