More proof that Lisp is for faggots

Given:
1. People speak with a language
2. Faggots are people

Therefore:
3. Faggots speak with a language

Also given:
4. Faggots speak with a lisp
5. Lisp is a language

Therefore, we must conclude that:
6. Lisp is a language for faggots.

QED

Well, Guy Steele is clearly a faggot. That guy looks like he's sucked a mountain of dicks. Even his name sounds like that of a gay porn star.