/prog/ - hello /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-03 18:32

http://pastebin.com/MDjW34P0

discuss

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-03 18:44

murrs as he slides his paw over %s's %s %s %s
Well, I am aroused.

Name: uno !p12dCfS3sE 2011-07-03 18:58

>>-2
no one cares

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-03 19:06

>>1
This program contains a buggy, ad-hoc specification of half of Common Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-03 19:09

>>4
This program contains a buggy, ad-hoc specification of half of Common Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-03 19:10

>>5
This program contains a buggy, ad-hoc specification of half of Common Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-03 19:13

if (assmunch ==  9) sprintf(CommandBuf,"gets a firm grip on %s's hip as he thrusts his %shood deep within his tight and inexperienced %s, unexpectedly ramming his knot causing an orgasm of pain and pleasure for %s",Victim,MySpecies,Adj(2,"tailhole","tailstar"),Victim);

[o]

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-03 20:15

// I'm sick and tired of buffer overflow crashing my IRC bot,
// so I'll just raise the buffers to stupid sizes.

haha typical c programmer XD

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-03 23:15

I'm too lazy to finish it but here's a start

(defun Adj (words)

  (elt words (random (length words))))



(defvar *random-species* '("fox" "wolf" "kangaroo" "raccoon" "deer" "skunk" "hampster" "dingo" "coyote" "kitty" "squirrel" "bunny" "rabbit" "dragon" "canine" 

               "feline" "vulpine" "pony" NIL))



(defun some-species ()

  (elt *random-species* (random (length *random-species*))))



(defun yiff-cb (words word-eol userdata)

  (cond ((eq NIL (elt words 2))

       (return 'XCHAT-EAT-ALL)

     (eql "" (elt words 2))

       (return 'XCHAT-EAT-ALL)))

  (setq max-yiff-script 42)

  (setq assmunch (random max-yiff-script))

  (defconstant +my-nick+ "Lain")

  (defconstant +victim+ "Sussman")

  (setq command-buf (format nil "fails to find any YiffScript actions that match id ~D" assmunch))

  (setq chain-buffer "")

  

  (setq my-species some-species)

  (setq your-species some-species)

  (setq used-by "")

  (setq reply-with "me")



  (setq yiff-chain 1)

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-04 1:04

>>1
return(
Kill you're self.

Name: dubzbot-ng 2011-07-04 1:04

_{_{_{:GJS1M 67dcbdbce4a0b67c4b48e86a6ae29205a95e4b83024a9d947213d1231800e8d9

:46 b19694cb2f11394c81af695dad9d7b91

:1309732376 1309755852}}}

>>6
<-- check 'em dubz

Name: Sussman 2011-07-04 1:48

>>1

Terrible code, ``faggot''

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-04 1:54

>Yiff Script
>LITHP
i am bit surprised, I thought LITHP is for 50-year old wizards with beards mumbling on AI and metacircular evaluators

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-04 1:56

42 if statements on the same variable

Please OP. Please use switches and stop raping your performance.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-04 3:12

what the fuck is this

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-04 3:31

>>15
furry chatbot

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-04 3:36

anos()

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-04 4:34

bump

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-05 3:52

// so I'll just raise the buffers to stupid sizes.
Haha oh wow. YIFF IN HELL FURF***Access violation at 0xFACEF00D***

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-05 6:10

>>1



int troll_swarm = 1;

while (furry_pervert yiffs){

troll_swarm + 1;

console.Writeline(troll_swarm, "{0} will agree when I say: We don't want your furry crap here!");

}

hello /prog/

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12 Name: Sussman 2011-07-04 1:48

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